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Did Jesus carry sperm?
#21
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
Given how the bible seems to condemn sexuality outside of marriage, and Jesus' purpose was to get killed, I would assume he was born infertile. That would be practical. Not that being born a poor carpenter instead of a king is very practical for getting the word out and changing the world for the better.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#22
RE: Did Jesus carry sperm?
He probably carried a few loads after getting out of the shower with the apostles.

A dangerous group if you had to pick up the soap.
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#23
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Jesus was going thru ivf he paid 50 shekels.
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#24
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If Jesus had sperm I bet he could launch that shit further than Peter North.
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#25
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(March 25, 2014 at 10:13 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Supposedly god must also carry sperm if we're made in his image. And ovaries too.

Imagine that? That's a clusterfuck of an image if ever I thought of one.

God's a hermaphrodite.

ROFLOL
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#26
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I always interpreted jesus as a pussy.
I hate the bible. I love that do as thy whilst stuff.
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#27
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OK, I think there is a possibility that "Jesus" could have actually existed.

If so, what would he be?

Hmm.

1. A hippie.
2. A goth.
3. A middle eastern guy

Can these things possibly all happen at the same time?

I now think there is no possibility that "Jesus" could have existed.
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#28
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Jesus was a guy who spent most of his time hanging around with 12 other guys.

If he carried sperm, odds are not all was his . . .

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#29
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#30
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(March 25, 2014 at 9:49 pm)Justtristo Wrote: deleted

He wasn't crucified. He was "nailed" in Jerusalem.

It's a mistranslation . . .

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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