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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 6:02 am
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(March 31, 2014 at 5:25 am)ManMachine Wrote: Anyone else notice this reads like a bad advert for interest free credit on a sofa? Just change a few words and...
No I swear, it's a message straight from the FurChristian prosyletizersture shop. It has nothing to do with sofas, and is therefore constitutional!
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 6:03 am
(March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 5:10 am)jesus_wept Wrote: No. From what I've heard Jesus is a giver, not a receiver. Apparently it is us who need to"receive"him... said the vicar to the schoolboy.
Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
Isn't that what religion is ALL about?
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 6:09 am
(March 31, 2014 at 6:03 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
Isn't that what religion is ALL about?
Also, you have to leave money on your dresser for Him.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 6:11 am
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(March 31, 2014 at 6:09 am)Alex K Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 6:03 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Isn't that what religion is ALL about?
Also, you have to leave money on your dresser for Him.
Never!
I GET PAID or It "AIN'T ON!"
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 6:12 am
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It's funny how religion says god is not forcing you to do anything yet gives only 2 options one of which is torture.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 7:00 am
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am
(March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 9:13 am
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(March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am)Esquilax Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine.
I'm guessing that would be a white wine?
Salty but pretentious.
(March 31, 2014 at 6:11 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 6:09 am)Alex K Wrote: Also, you have to leave money on your dresser for Him.
Never!
I GET PAID or It "AIN'T ON!"
Really?
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 9:14 am
(March 31, 2014 at 9:13 am)Zen Badger Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am)Esquilax Wrote: But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine.
I'm guessing that would be a white wine?
Salty but pretentious.
But my dear.... you prefer Whiskey/ Scotch double malt
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 9:14 am
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777
Why did Jesus have to pay a price again?
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