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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 9:16 am
(March 31, 2014 at 9:14 am)ToriJ Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777
Why did Jesus have to pay a price again?
Oh ... I know this one!
It is an old PAGAN ritual that was co-opted by the xtians..... again 
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 9:19 am
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(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 10:33 pm
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(March 31, 2014 at 9:16 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 9:14 am)ToriJ Wrote: Why did Jesus have to pay a price again?
Oh ... I know this one!
It is an old PAGAN ritual that was co-opted by the xtians..... again
He lovingly laid down His life for lost sinners.
(March 31, 2014 at 6:03 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
Isn't that what religion is ALL about?
Luk_6:45 The good person out of the good treasure of his heart produces good, and the evil person out of his evil treasure produces evil, for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaks.
(March 31, 2014 at 4:14 am)DarkHorse Wrote: Yes, I was born again. jesus christ, it's annoying when people ask this damn question.
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(March 30, 2014 at 10:47 pm)Tonus Wrote: (March 30, 2014 at 9:55 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: It all becomes proof when He Returns... I was going to reply "that's convenient." But it's not, is it? It's long past the time when a Christian could use that as a smug rejoinder, because men have been predicting the second coming for several centuries now. And Jesus just refuses to show. And you have to either keep making excuses for him, or just grit your teeth and insist that he really, really, REALLY will be here, or that two thousand years isn't really such a long time.
"To the Lord a thousand years is as a day"
He will keep His promise.
(March 31, 2014 at 6:12 am)tor Wrote: It's funny how religion says god is not forcing you to do anything yet gives only 2 options one of which is torture.
If there is a fire in the building and I yell to you to escape through the emergency fire exit and you don't, would it be my fault?
(March 31, 2014 at 4:42 am)Alex K Wrote: (March 30, 2014 at 11:01 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: This thread is still happening?
Well duh of course, if it's still not too late to repent and turn to christ?
Although as I said, I doubt it.
When you die, it will be too late. You can be saved today.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 10:50 pm
(March 30, 2014 at 10:13 pm)Beccs Wrote: (March 30, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Rev 6:15 Then the kings of the earth and the great ones and the generals and the rich and the powerful, and everyone, slave and free, hid themselves in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains,
Rev 6:16 calling to the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who is seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb,
Rev 6:17 for the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?"
But Jesus stated that he'd return during the lifetimes of some of his original followers. 1950 years too late, it seems . . .
See, when the fucker didn't show up the early xtians had to redo the whole shooting match. That's when they re-did the Book of Revelation that they'd stolen from the jews into something that had their godboy coming back "eventually" instead of "next Thursday."
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 11:06 pm
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Let’s say that someone sacrifices for you, would you like that? Because if you do, you have issues , me I don’t want anyone to pay for my mistakes, my actions good or bad are mine and mine alone and I won’t let anyone else take the credit from them because my mistakes are part of my personal growth and my achievements are the fruit of my efforts and I respond for them. So if you expect me to say, Oh hey JC thanks for taking the bullet from me, “You are out of your mind.” Why on earth I would want that. If you’re okay with letting someone else pay for your mistakes you are a bad person independently if you are religious or not..So yeah no one asked Jesus to do what he did but if someone takes the blame for a crime that you commit and neither you or nobody asked him to take the blame still changes the fact that someone else is paying for your? Be a grown up and take responsibilities for your own actions I think that your bipolar God(you know since he's kind at a moment and in the next a homophobic, anti-Semite, cruel god in the bible, because after all you're quoting the bible) wouldn't hurt you.
And why would I wish eternal life?
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All questions were raised that day at the public meeting were referred to the life beyond death. Master only smiled without giving a single answer. When later. The disciples asked why he had been so elusive, he answered: have you not noticed that those who do not know what to do with this life are precisely those who most want another life that lasts forever? But is there life after death? Insisted a disciple. There is life before death. Master replied.(And this story was written by a Jesuit priest by the way)
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 11:26 pm
It'd be hilarious if Jesus actually existed and did return one day. The odds are stupefyingly high that the overwhelming majority of so-called Christians will believe it any more than I would, because he wouldn't fit their preconceived notions of what Jesus was all about.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
April 1, 2014 at 12:38 am
(March 31, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If there is a fire in the building and I yell to you to escape through the emergency fire exit and you don't, would it be my fault?
If you lit the fire, yes it would.
This is another correction I keep having to make to religious analogies: god created hell, he puts us there, and he has the power to not do that if he wanted. God started the fire so he could look like a hero when he tries to get people to escape it.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
April 1, 2014 at 12:43 am
I've seen the light and accepted Jesus as my personal savior.
Praise the Lord!
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
April 1, 2014 at 1:06 am
(March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am)Esquilax Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine. 
White or red? Hehehe 
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
April 1, 2014 at 1:16 am
(April 1, 2014 at 1:06 am)Losty Wrote: (March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am)Esquilax Wrote: But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine.
White or red? Hehehe
Hopefully, white.....otherwise he has a bad UTI.
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