Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: June 28, 2024, 6:03 am
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
Revelation777 Offline
Banned
Religious Views: Christian
Posts: 658
Threads: 25
Joined: February 13, 2014
Reputation: 3
#151
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
March 31, 2014 at 10:31 pm
(March 31, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck off.

(And make sure you tell your fucking god, too.)

No need for vulgarity.
Find
Reply
SteelCurtain Offline
Milk Chocolate Bimbo/Swag Master
*****
Religious Views: Atheist (6)
Posts: 15351
Threads: 118
Joined: January 13, 2014
Reputation: 117
#152
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
March 31, 2014 at 10:32 pm
I love the atheists. I will show this love by acting like an ignorant, condescending douche on their forums!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Find
Reply
Rampant.A.I. Offline
The sky looks pissed
***
Religious Views: Agnostic
Posts: 1946
Threads: 17
Joined: February 6, 2014
Reputation: 18
#153
The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
March 31, 2014 at 10:35 pm
(March 31, 2014 at 10:31 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(March 31, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck off.

(And make sure you tell your fucking god, too.)

No need for vulgarity.

Good, so you're done posting?
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 259
#154
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
March 31, 2014 at 10:36 pm
Quote:No need for vulgarity.


I'll be the judge of that.
Find
Reply
SteelCurtain Offline
Milk Chocolate Bimbo/Swag Master
*****
Religious Views: Atheist (6)
Posts: 15351
Threads: 118
Joined: January 13, 2014
Reputation: 117
#155
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
March 31, 2014 at 10:36 pm
Oh pretty please....
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Find
Reply
Esquilax Offline
A Death Star for bad arguments.
*****
Religious Views: AF's own William Lane Craig
Posts: 11260
Threads: 61
Joined: January 5, 2013
Reputation: 123
#156
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 1, 2014 at 12:49 am
(March 31, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I am doing as the Lord is directing me. He has placed a love in my heart for atheists.

You know what? If this is true, if you actually believe this, then you should be ashamed of yourself, because you are failing god. And not due to the hardness of our hearts or any bull like that; you're failing because you're acting like a condescending, smug douche, and your overly simplistic, single sentence responses aren't eye opening, they're insulting. Every time you write a single, presuppositional sentence in place of an actual response with evidence in it, you're making the case for your god that little bit harder to believe.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
Find
Reply
Bad Writer Offline
Resident Prose Slayer
****
Religious Views: De facto atheist
Posts: 2921
Threads: 26
Joined: June 25, 2013
Reputation: 41
#157
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 1, 2014 at 1:10 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 1:11 am by Bad Writer.)
When I was a Mormon missionary, our training specifically told us to start breaking out into presuppositions testimony of, "Regardless your feelings (read: facts), sir, I know that God is real and that the Holy Ghost told me so." We were told that if we did this, that the opposing party could not possibly refute our words.

Indeed. Refuting vapid tripe is an exercise in futility. Big Grin
[Image: 10314461_875206779161622_3907189760171701548_n.jpg]
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 259
#158
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 1, 2014 at 1:15 am
What if we think your holy fucking ghost is a pile of shit, too?
Find
Reply
Mudhammam Offline
Disciple of Nature
****
Religious Views: anti-theist (towards 98.5% of deities)
Posts: 5399
Threads: 256
Joined: December 1, 2013
Reputation: 60
#159
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 1, 2014 at 1:18 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 1:18 am by Mudhammam.)
What Jesus meant by love: sacrificing his life for his friends.
What Revelation777 means by love: going on the internet and insulting everyone's intelligence.

That's not love, Rev. That's delusion.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Find
Reply
Bad Writer Offline
Resident Prose Slayer
****
Religious Views: De facto atheist
Posts: 2921
Threads: 26
Joined: June 25, 2013
Reputation: 41
#160
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 1, 2014 at 1:20 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 1:20 am by Bad Writer.)
@Min: Your thoughts (read: intellectual brain activity) on the Holy Ghost don't faze a brainwashed Mormon young adult! They still think it was real because they were told it was real.
[Image: 10314461_875206779161622_3907189760171701548_n.jpg]
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Christianity v
The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  I Bet "Jesus" Is Real Proud of These Shits Minimalist 34 6415 December 4, 2018 at 12:05 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Which Jesus is real? Foxaèr 40 8592 August 9, 2017 at 11:52 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more. vorlon13 14 3185 August 1, 2017 at 2:54 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  lies, broken promises, racism : the real Jesus jenny1972 6 1996 November 4, 2015 at 3:23 pm
Last Post: jenny1972
  The Historical Reliability of the New Testament Randy Carson 706 114262 June 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Last Post: downbeatplumb
  Historical Easter Question for Minimalist thesummerqueen 26 7718 April 5, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  In Christianity, Does Jesus' Soul Have Anything To Do With Why Jesus Is God? JesusIsGod7 18 7395 October 7, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Last Post: JesusHChrist
  Mass grave discovered in an abandoned Catholic children's home. Esquilax 46 8966 June 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Last Post: Vox
  Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave Cinjin 7 2394 April 19, 2014 at 3:58 pm
Last Post: Confused Ape
  For People Who Think There Was No Historical Jesus Confused Ape 487 227986 May 11, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Last Post: Minimalist



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)