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Does your god read?
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RE: Does your god read?
(April 2, 2014 at 7:35 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I just want to TAKE her... ya know?

She took me thirteen years ago and I never came back. Heart
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#12
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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
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#13
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(April 1, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Cinjin Wrote: You christians believe that your god is everywhere. Essentially, he sees all and knows all.

I mean seriously. How can anyone be so stupid to think that your god is sitting on the shoulders of billions of people reading trillions of digital conversations. It seems obvious to me that your god would've long since smited me and Min for the shit we write about his son/split personality on a daily basis.

Basically, where is your fucking god?!?! Where is this all-powerful, all-knowing scary-ass mother fucker? Is he illiterate? Does he speak English? Because the shit I've been writing isn't exactly flattering. Anyone? Where is your limp-dick pathetic excuse for a god?
Is he reading this? Is there WI-FI in heaven? At the very least does god have dial-up?

this says it best..

2 Peter 3
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

2 Peter 3
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
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#14
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(April 2, 2014 at 10:15 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Cinjin Wrote: You christians believe that your god is everywhere. Essentially, he sees all and knows all.

I mean seriously. How can anyone be so stupid to think that your god is sitting on the shoulders of billions of people reading trillions of digital conversations. It seems obvious to me that your god would've long since smited me and Min for the shit we write about his son/split personality on a daily basis.

Basically, where is your fucking god?!?! Where is this all-powerful, all-knowing scary-ass mother fucker? Is he illiterate? Does he speak English? Because the shit I've been writing isn't exactly flattering. Anyone? Where is your limp-dick pathetic excuse for a god?
Is he reading this? Is there WI-FI in heaven? At the very least does god have dial-up?

this says it best..

2 Peter 3
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

2 Peter 3
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

Please. The fact that Jesus didn't return and establish his kingdom was already an embarrassment to the church by the time 2 Peter was written, hence the shameless spin. To quote it in the 21st Century as some kind of assurance that all will come to pass is simply pathetic. Grow up.
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#17
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(April 2, 2014 at 10:15 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: 2 Peter 3
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
I wonder, when was the first time someone mocked a Christian over how late the second coming was? Because that would mark that date as the beginning of the "last days." Presumably the last days before the end. Peter tries to cover himself by stating that god might seem to be a bit slow but that he's simply patient, but it's possible that we've been in the "last days" for hundreds of years now.

Time is meaningless for an eternal being. The "last days" could encompass a time period of millions, billions, or trillions of years. Or longer. It's not as if god is getting old, and it's not as if he owes it to us to finish the job at all, much less within a specific time period. Maybe when Jesus spoke of Armageddon, he was actually referring to the heat-death of the universe.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#18
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That's what God has the NSA for Cool Shades
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#19
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(April 3, 2014 at 2:30 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: According to the Bible, no man knows when Jesus will return.

Oh, I'll take a stab at that. I'm going with "never".
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(April 1, 2014 at 10:56 pm)tor Wrote: Not only does he read emails but he knows all thoughts and actions of people who will ever live before they were born.
He doesn't smite people cause he got hell for punishment Big Grin

Sorry - but as a claimed educator - YOUR statement is ONLY as good as the proof of the existence of a god YOU include to back up your statement - and I see NONE

IF you have PROOF - by all mean post it here - otherwise - your statement is nonsense
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