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This Should Piss Off Some Xtians

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This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
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This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
April 7, 2014 at 12:22 pm
http://www.alternet.org/story/153727/5_f...ent_page=1

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RE: This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
April 7, 2014 at 12:47 pm
The founding fathers were much more intelligent and rational than the asshats we have today.
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RE: This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
April 7, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Did you ever try telling a fundie that all this happy horseshit they spout today is an early 20th century thing? That usually drives them off the wall, too.
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April 7, 2014 at 2:21 pm
Hell I used to think all the happy horseshit was written in the constitution before I opened my eyes up and started searching for the truth.
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RE: This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
April 7, 2014 at 8:16 pm
(April 7, 2014 at 12:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Did you ever try telling a fundie that all this happy horseshit they spout today is an early 20th century thing? That usually drives them off the wall, too.

Yeah, ask them when "under God" was put into the Pledge of Allegiance. June 14 1954? Holy shit! That's less than 60 years ago!
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April 7, 2014 at 8:33 pm
This is how empires crumble. With morons replacing genius.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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RE: This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
April 7, 2014 at 8:55 pm (This post was last modified: April 7, 2014 at 8:58 pm by Jiggerj.)
Tried posting a youtube video but it won't show up.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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RE: This Should Piss Off Some Xtians
April 7, 2014 at 9:50 pm
(April 7, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Rahul Wrote: This is how empires crumble. With morons replacing genius.

I sent this today to a buddy in Poland who was all worked up over Ukraine.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/monk...intervene/

Quote:About one in six (16 percent) Americans correctly located Ukraine, clicking somewhere within its borders. Most thought that Ukraine was located somewhere in Europe or Asia, but the median respondent was about 1,800 miles off — roughly the distance from Chicago to Los Angeles — locating Ukraine somewhere in an area bordered by Portugal on the west, Sudan on the south, Kazakhstan on the east, and Finland on the north.

They would be a pretty big area even for us to bomb!
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