LOL, nursing home sued

[Kitan Etos]

[Minimalist]

I've got a great photo that would go with this story.


I wonder if the staff would allow it?

[Tonus]

The son of one resident is suing the East Neck Nursing Centre in West Babylon, Long Island, claiming his highly religious mother was “violated” by the striptease performance.

Franklin Youngblood said in court papers that he visited his mother, Bernice, in January and was shocked to find a photograph of her stuffing dollar bills into a dancer’s briefs.

Sounds as if he has that backwards.

[Crossless2.0]

The family is seeking a seven-figure settlement? What a fucking tool.

[Napoléon]

I know it's called a nursing home, but that doesn't mean it's a nursery. These people are adults, if they want to have a good time with strippers more power to 'em I say. Beside she looks like she's enjoying herself well enough, probably a lot more than if they'd of organised a knitting club.

[Chad32]

The son of one resident is suing the East Neck Nursing Centre in West Babylon, Long Island, claiming his highly religious mother was “violated” by the striptease performance.

Franklin Youngblood said in court papers that he visited his mother, Bernice, in January and was shocked to find a photograph of her stuffing dollar bills into a dancer’s briefs.

Sounds as if he has that backwards.

Obviously someone was offended, but I don't think giving money to someone constitutes as being violated. That was probably the highlight of their week, and some guy decides he's going to sue because he expected them to just play bingo or whatever.

[Faith No More]

“Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her],” the lawsuit said.

Yeah, she was so "confused and bewildered" that she started stuffing money in his shorts!

And fuck man, getting old his hard enough. Don't take away their strippers, too.

[Jacob(smooth)]

Yeish. If I had a quid for every time I'd been sexually harassed by septuagenarians whilst treating them...

True story. Lots of very elderly ladies wear their knickers over their tights (to keep them up). Which is fine except that it means that when they take their tights off, they take everything off. Then you have to treat the feet and they just sit their, legs apart and you try so SO hard not to look. But it's like a car crash, you can't not. It just sits their winking at you, like a loosely packed, slightly fishy kebab. One assumes it's by accident but considering some of the delightfully disgraceful old folk I've known, one can't be sure!

All podiatrists have had this experience. It's one reason we drink.

[Tonus]

“Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her],” the lawsuit said.

The fact that she has a son implies that she was neither confused nor bewildered when a nearly-nude young hunk approached her.

[Losty]

Yeish. If I had a quid for every time I'd been sexually harassed by septuagenarians whilst treating them...

True story. Lots of very elderly ladies wear their knickers over their tights (to keep them up). Which is fine except that it means that when they take their tights off, they take everything off. Then you have to treat the feet and they just sit their, legs apart and you try so SO hard not to look. But it's like a car crash, you can't not. It just sits their winking at you, like a loosely packed, slightly fishy kebab. One assumes it's by accident but considering some of the delightfully disgraceful old folk I've known, one can't be sure!

All podiatrists have had this experience. It's one reason we drink.

This made my day! Lmao