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A little joke
#11
RE: A little joke
Giggles!
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#12
RE: A little joke
I have a non-religious joke:

A farmer's three lovely daughters all have dates on the same night.

The first young man comes to the door and announces:

'Hi! My name's Freddy!
'I'm here to pick up Betty!
'We're going to eat spaghetti!
'Is she ready?'

The farmer assures him that Betty is ready to have spaghetti with Freddy.

A bit later, the second suitor arrives and says:

'Hi! My name's Joe!
'I'm here to pick up Flo!
'We're headed for the show!!
'Is she all set to go?'

The famers informs young Joe that Flo is eager to go to the show.

Not much time passes when the third you man arrives and proclaims:

'Hi! My name's Tucker...'

And the farmer shot him.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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