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We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
*Deidre* Offline
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We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 4:49 pm
I'll go first. Big Grin

I want to kill my iPhone.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 4:51 pm
(April 10, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'll go first. Big Grin

I want to kill my iPhone.
:/

Since they're known as smartphones, suggesting intelligence, would that be murder?

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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 4:53 pm
My electric razor is jammed up and I can't get the hair out, it's really caught up in there.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: April 10, 2014 at 5:03 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Since we are discussing first world problems:

A wheel rim on my BMW Z4 is cracked. Replacement cost: Average annual income in Liberia

Angry

The Ipad I got for christmas, which costs as much as the average person in Central African Republic makes in a year, crashes too often.

Angry

I am expecting a modest tax refund from state of california, enough to feed a family in Uganda for 3 years.

Big Grin

Just replaced all 4 tires on my wife's Mercedes, cost equals average annual wage in Haiti.

Angry
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 5:05 pm
(April 10, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Chuck Wrote: Since we are discussing first world problems:

A wheel rim on my BMW Z4 is cracked. Replacement cost: Average annual income in Liberia

Angry

The Ipad I got for christmas, which costs as much as the average person in Central African Republic makes in a year, crashes too often.

Angry

I am expecting a modest tax refund from state of california, enough to feed a family in Uganda for 3 years.

Big Grin

Just replaced all 4 tires on my wife's Mercedes, cost equals average annual wage in Haiti.

Angry

So, all your problems would be solved if you sold everything and moved to Liberia, CAR, Uganda or Haiti.

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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 5:21 pm
I have too much employment. I'm taking up like two people's jobs.

And my car needs better speakers. I get cruel distortion to audio books on the motorway.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: April 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm by Chad32.)
The youtubers and webcomic authors I like don't update as often as I'd like them to.

The trailer I live in is not as good as I'd prefer, and sometimes I wish my truck had four wheel drive.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Why can't bread bakers and toaster manufacturers just talk to each other and decide once and for all what size their products need to be so as to fit the one into the other? This is the twenty-first century, dammit!
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm
Also the people that make hot dog buns, and hot dogs, need to talk about how many items to put in a pack.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
April 10, 2014 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 10, 2014 at 5:47 pm by *Deidre*.)
(April 10, 2014 at 4:51 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 10, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'll go first. Big Grin

I want to kill my iPhone.
:/

Since they're known as smartphones, suggesting intelligence, would that be murder?

Confusedhock:

If I carry out the deed and I'm convicted by a jury of my peers, I just hope they have the Internet in prison or wherever they send me so I can still communicate with all of you.

Big Grin

Priorities.
(April 10, 2014 at 5:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Why can't bread bakers and toaster manufacturers just talk to each other and decide once and for all what size their products need to be so as to fit the one into the other? This is the twenty-first century, dammit!

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(April 10, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Chuck Wrote: Since we are discussing first world problems:

A wheel rim on my BMW Z4 is cracked. Replacement cost: Average annual income in Liberia

Angry

The Ipad I got for christmas, which costs as much as the average person in Central African Republic makes in a year, crashes too often.

Angry

I am expecting a modest tax refund from state of california, enough to feed a family in Uganda for 3 years.

Big Grin

Just replaced all 4 tires on my wife's Mercedes, cost equals average annual wage in Haiti.

Angry

Ok. I'm jealous of your first world problems. :p
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