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If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
*Deidre* Offline
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RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
April 30, 2014 at 12:06 am
(April 29, 2014 at 8:55 pm)KUSA Wrote: This is what's waiting for you in heaven. Better be a good boy. [Image: dehe5e2a.jpg]

EW! that's hell, i'm thinking. Big Grin
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#42
RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
April 30, 2014 at 2:26 am
(April 30, 2014 at 12:06 am)Deidre32 Wrote:
(April 29, 2014 at 8:55 pm)KUSA Wrote: This is what's waiting for you in heaven. Better be a good boy. [Image: dehe5e2a.jpg]

EW! that's hell, i'm thinking. Big Grin

I have to agree with Deidre. That's just nasty! Undecided
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#43
RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
April 30, 2014 at 4:39 am
(April 30, 2014 at 2:26 am)DarkHorse Wrote:
(April 30, 2014 at 12:06 am)Deidre32 Wrote: EW! that's hell, i'm thinking. Big Grin

I have to agree with Deidre. That's just nasty! Undecided
That's not hell... That is just a pair of hairy knee-balls!






























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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#44
RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
April 30, 2014 at 6:46 am
See, everything can be explained away. Tongue
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#45
RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
April 30, 2014 at 8:42 pm
What is it? :p
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#46
RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
April 30, 2014 at 11:46 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2014 at 11:46 pm by Rabb Allah.)
Perhaps heaven does not exist and the afterlife is purely a delusional concept. Religious individuals do not actually believe in a heaven always. Most Semitic religions did not at one point and their only depiction o an afterlife was a neutral gloomy one.

Like any good Mushrik I do not believe in an afterlife.
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RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
May 1, 2014 at 12:36 am
(April 28, 2014 at 11:08 am)RobbyPants Wrote:
(April 26, 2014 at 5:17 pm)Lek Wrote: We probably won't experience time like we do here. Who knows? He says we'll love it, so however that works, I want to be there.

I have a bridge to sell you. I'm not even going to show you a picture of it, but I'm totally saying I have it, so it must exist. You should want to buy it.

Why should anyone want to buy it, what purpose does it have for our lives, what eternal benefits does it have for me or anyone. Actually I already have a bridge, it was free, it cost me nothing and it leads to an eternity of grace and joy, to so much that is good and right no one can even imagine. So keep your bridge, actually you should join m on this free bridge to new life.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
May 1, 2014 at 12:48 am
(May 1, 2014 at 12:36 am)Godschild Wrote:
(April 28, 2014 at 11:08 am)RobbyPants Wrote: I have a bridge to sell you. I'm not even going to show you a picture of it, but I'm totally saying I have it, so it must exist. You should want to buy it.

Why should anyone want to buy it, what purpose does it have for our lives, what eternal benefits does it have for me or anyone. Actually I already have a bridge, it was free, it cost me nothing and it leads to an eternity of grace and joy, to so much that is good and right no one can even imagine. So keep your bridge, actually you should join m on this free bridge to new life.

GC

Cool story, bro.
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RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
May 1, 2014 at 2:17 am (This post was last modified: May 1, 2014 at 2:18 am by Rabb Allah.)
(April 29, 2014 at 8:55 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(April 26, 2014 at 6:18 pm)Kitanetos Wrote: If that is the case, then I want nothing to do with Heaven.

This is what's waiting for you in heaven. Better be a good boy. [Image: dehe5e2a.jpg]

Them hairy cheeks look a bit more appeasing than that fugly Brazilian booty. You got a spare set of them grizzly buns boy?
Them glistening Arabian curls just got me all excited Wink
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RE: If you are religious, where do u believe heaven "is?"
May 1, 2014 at 10:58 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2014 at 11:00 pm by *Deidre*.)
(May 1, 2014 at 12:36 am)Godschild Wrote:
(April 28, 2014 at 11:08 am)RobbyPants Wrote: I have a bridge to sell you. I'm not even going to show you a picture of it, but I'm totally saying I have it, so it must exist. You should want to buy it.

Why should anyone want to buy it, what purpose does it have for our lives, what eternal benefits does it have for me or anyone. Actually I already have a bridge, it was free, it cost me nothing and it leads to an eternity of grace and joy, to so much that is good and right no one can even imagine. So keep your bridge, actually you should join m on this free bridge to new life.

GC

Christianity costs a person a lot. To get nothing. That's the greatest fallacy of all. That Christians believe they are "gaining" eternal life for "free" (because Christ paid the price) but the opposite is true. You are losing touch with solid reality so you can waste your time wallowing in a lie.

Whoever thought it up (and it wasn't "God") was nothing short of a genius. Not only could such a person(s) convince tons of people of this lie, but money (a lot!) has been made off the lie!
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