The Tandem Story

[Silver]

That's when he decided to shove a bible up his ass.

It was such a pleasurable morning ritual that had been in his family for generations.

"Now for that shake," he moaned as he grabbed the necessary ingredients from the fridge.

[vorlon13]

Unfortunately, he forgot to pull out the bib le that was already in his ass, and now 2 were lodged in there.

And it was somewhat uncomfortable.

Then Losty made an oblique reference to Lazarus being a transvestite, and he realized looking up the scripture was going to be a problem now.

[Losty]

And then Losty ran out as fast as she could because she wasn't interested in being associated with this creeper who obviously forgot to pay his light bill, and is now pulling shit out of the refrigerator to make a shake anyways.

[JuliaL]

Sitting down gingerly, he lined up the ingredients for his shake:
5 grams of new methylene blue
a toad
two small onions and
a slide rule.

[ThePinsir]

Sitting down gingerly, he lined up the ingredients for his shake:
5 grams of new methylene blue
a toad
two small onions and
a slide rule.

He plugged in the food processor...then immediately remembered the power was out. Why'd he keep forgetting to pay the bill?

[max-greece]

He plugged in the food processor...then immediately remembered the power was out. Why'd he keep forgetting to pay the bill?

If only he'd kept at least one bible to burn.