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Better The Devil You Know

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Better The Devil You Know
Zidneya Offline
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Better The Devil You Know
May 11, 2014 at 11:28 pm
[Image: meh.ro4445.png]

I dunno about you guys but I think he looks fabulous.[Image: whip-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

What do you think?

♪♫♪I'll forgive and forget ♪♫♪
♪♫♪If you say you'll never go ♪♫♪
♪♫♪'Cos its true what they say ♪♫♪
♪♫♪It's better the devil you know ♪♫♪
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 11, 2014 at 11:30 pm
Naughty
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Can we please invoke prayer to gay Jesus before town meetings now? Please? And lets make him super duper fabulous gay. Call it The Church Of Latter Day Taints or something.
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 12, 2014 at 3:14 am
(May 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: Can we please invoke prayer to gay Jesus before town meetings now? Please? And lets make him super duper fabulous gay. Call it The Church Of Latter Day Taints or something.

And what would that prayers say?
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 13, 2014 at 8:57 am
(May 12, 2014 at 3:14 am)Zidneya Wrote:
(May 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: Can we please invoke prayer to gay Jesus before town meetings now? Please? And lets make him super duper fabulous gay. Call it The Church Of Latter Day Taints or something.

And what would that prayers say?

Something about looking forward to the glorious day when he comes again.
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 13, 2014 at 9:01 am
I'm offended by the flagrant use of Kylie Minogue.

La, la, la. La, la, la-la, la.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 13, 2014 at 10:54 am
(May 13, 2014 at 9:01 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I'm offended by the flagrant use of Kylie Minogue.

La, la, la. La, la, la-la, la.

If I was a rich girl
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la...

No, wait, that's Gwen Stephani...

Gay Jesus is hot.
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 13, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(May 13, 2014 at 8:57 am)RobbyPants Wrote:
(May 12, 2014 at 3:14 am)Zidneya Wrote: And what would that prayers say?

Something about looking forward to the glorious day when he comes again.

The word come can be either misheard or misspelled with cum and if that happens you're gonna have 6 billion furious christians.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS DO IT[Image: admire-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

(May 13, 2014 at 9:01 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I'm offended by the flagrant use of Kylie Minogue.

Yeahhh…..[Image: bird-onion-head-emoticon.gif]"Because the Better the Devil You Know" is such a heterosexual song.


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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 13, 2014 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2014 at 6:17 pm by Faith No More.)
(May 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: Can we please invoke prayer to gay Jesus before town meetings now? Please? And lets make him super duper fabulous gay. Call it The Church Of Latter Day Taints or something.

Considering he never touched a woman and roamed the dessert with twelve men, I'd say every prayer is to gay Jesus.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Better The Devil You Know
May 13, 2014 at 8:38 pm
(May 13, 2014 at 6:17 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(May 11, 2014 at 11:53 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: Can we please invoke prayer to gay Jesus before town meetings now? Please? And lets make him super duper fabulous gay. Call it The Church Of Latter Day Taints or something.

Considering he never touched a woman and roamed the dessert with twelve men, I'd say every prayer is to gay Jesus.

Hahahaha [Image: lol1-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

Good one.
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