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If God made us perfect....

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If God made us perfect....
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 10:58 am
(May 30, 2014 at 10:55 am)alpha male Wrote: Yep. I've been married 23 years and get it all the time. No hatred or guilt.

Is that 23 years to the same man? Cool Shades
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 10:58 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2014 at 10:59 am by ThePinsir.)
(May 30, 2014 at 10:33 am)alpha male Wrote: I'm a Christian. I bet I score more than most people on this forum, and I don't feel guilty about it at all.

Brah, do you even lift? You don't even have an avi lol
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 11:02 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2014 at 11:03 am by Cato.)
(May 30, 2014 at 10:58 am)ThePinsir Wrote: Brah, do you even lift?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I had so enjoyed not seeing this for awhile.

(For the newer members, we had someone here that used to say this every other post, it seemed like.)
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If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 11:03 am
(May 30, 2014 at 10:55 am)alpha male Wrote:
(May 30, 2014 at 10:41 am)vodkafan Wrote: That's interesting alpha. Doesn't a Christian lifestyle stipulate being in a committed marriage before "scoring" at all? I am sure I understood that bit right....:thinking:
Yep. I've been married 23 years and get it all the time. No hatred or guilt.

I'm assuming "get it all the time" refers to "pegging"
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 11:07 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2014 at 11:08 am by BlackSwordsman.)
I chose to get circumcised when I got older, was a personal choice not a religious one.

Women, get breast augments all the time so what da hell why not.
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 11:10 am
(May 30, 2014 at 10:30 am)vodkafan Wrote: why do his followers have a thing about cutting off bits of our sexual organs?
To me this is the most clear evidence of the hatred and guilt Muslims, Christians and Jews have about any kind of sexuality.
I think it qualifies as a 'difficult to counterfeit signal' of membership[sic]. Claim to be one of us? Show me your dick.

Also qualifies as a military revenge tactic: See Genesis Chapter 34.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 11:19 am
(May 30, 2014 at 11:07 am)BlackSwordsman Wrote: I chose to get circumcised when I got older, was a personal choice not a religious one.

Women, get breast augments all the time so what da hell why not.

I like the look of cut cocks myself. Religion need not have anything to do with it. I don't think we were created perfect so it's no contradiction for me.
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 12:04 pm
(May 30, 2014 at 10:55 am)alpha male Wrote:
(May 30, 2014 at 10:41 am)vodkafan Wrote: That's interesting alpha. Doesn't a Christian lifestyle stipulate being in a committed marriage before "scoring" at all? I am sure I understood that bit right....Thinking
Yep. I've been married 23 years and get it all the time. No hatred or guilt.

Congrats.

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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 12:52 pm
(May 30, 2014 at 12:04 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(May 30, 2014 at 10:55 am)alpha male Wrote: Yep. I've been married 23 years and get it all the time. No hatred or guilt.

Congrats.

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Hey, I will have you know I am married too, and I score . . . wait damn it never mind.

Can't remember the last time . . .
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RE: If God made us perfect....
May 30, 2014 at 1:23 pm
Seems like this thread would be better with some illustrations of what is being discussed.



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