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Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 10, 2014 at 3:38 pm
Tell him if he can't be more specific you're not interested, people who keep things hidden have a hidden agenda that's not good.

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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 10, 2014 at 3:43 pm
(June 10, 2014 at 3:38 pm)Godschild Wrote: Tell him if he can't be more specific you're not interested, people who keep things hidden have a hidden agenda that's not good.

I guess I should start using that line with religious people who can't make up their mind on what kind of evidence proves god's existence...
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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 10, 2014 at 3:50 pm
What eye color ?

Facial hair ?

Hot butt ?

Hairy chest ?


If you're not interested have him post some contact info


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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 10, 2014 at 3:51 pm
(June 10, 2014 at 3:43 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(June 10, 2014 at 3:38 pm)Godschild Wrote: Tell him if he can't be more specific you're not interested, people who keep things hidden have a hidden agenda that's not good.

I guess I should start using that line with religious people who can't make up their mind on what kind of evidence proves god's existence...

OH SNAP!
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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 12, 2014 at 4:36 am
(June 10, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Ksa Wrote: What do you guys think? What can a guy like that want?

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#16
RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 12, 2014 at 8:37 pm
Sounds legit, OP.

Pyramid schemes aren't that bad anyway.

The triangle is a powerful structure, just ask the mountains, or the illuminati.

But while you are in demand, now is the time to make some requests.

"No sir, I will not meet you tomorrow at 6:40pm, I will instead meet you in a fortnight, under the bridge, at dusk. And bring me an umbrella. I could do with a new one."
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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 12, 2014 at 9:04 pm
Eh yeah pyramid scheme or lube
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 12, 2014 at 9:12 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Heywood.)
I wager 400 quatloos its a multilevel marketing scheme.
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#19
RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 12, 2014 at 10:08 pm
(June 12, 2014 at 9:12 pm)Heywood Wrote: I wager 400 quatloos its a multilevel marketing scheme.

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RE: Guy approaches me on the street, offers a job!?
June 12, 2014 at 10:22 pm
So many possibilities. Where do you live? What do you look like? What were you wearing?
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