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What advice would you give to your younger self?

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What advice would you give to your younger self?
naimless Offline
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#71
RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 24, 2014 at 10:27 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2014 at 10:45 pm by naimless.)
Don't take advice from any cunts on the Internet.
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#72
RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 28, 2014 at 11:09 am
Have kids sooner.
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RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 28, 2014 at 1:16 pm
I rethought about this and decided that id say this

"Hey jarrett, im you from the distant future. I want you to do WHAT ever it takes to be transferred to John Burroughs High School, make friends with a girl by the name of Ligia, she doesn't speak english yet so learn spanish, ask her out. Because that is your future wife. Oh and if you come across a girl named Bethany, accidentally spill a big gulp on her as many times as possible."
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naimless Offline
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#74
RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 29, 2014 at 9:11 pm (This post was last modified: June 29, 2014 at 9:11 pm by naimless.)
Kill them. Kill them all.

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Never trust any motherfucker.

Cunt them off before they try and fuck with you.
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#75
RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 30, 2014 at 1:31 am
(June 29, 2014 at 9:11 pm)naimless Wrote: Kill them. Kill them all.

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Never trust any motherfucker.

Cunt them off before they try and fuck with you.

WTF! Please explain?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 30, 2014 at 2:02 am
-avoid naimless.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#77
RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 30, 2014 at 7:43 am
(June 29, 2014 at 9:11 pm)naimless Wrote: Kill them. Kill them all.

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Never trust any motherfucker.

Cunt them off before they try and fuck with you.

Or alternatively,
Get help, see a doctor straight away before you grow and say strange shit to yourself in the past. :-)
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#78
RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 30, 2014 at 8:09 am
Hi again seven year old me! Listen very carefully, do not stand anywhere near Justin. He is not a good person. Stay very far away from him.
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RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 30, 2014 at 8:53 am
Get in more fights
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: What advice would you give to your younger self?
June 30, 2014 at 11:10 am
Dumb yourself down.
Accumulate wealth and resources.
Invest in anything you come across that seems against your ethics.
Mainly oil bosses, mercenaries and tycoons.
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