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AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
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#21
RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 6:58 am
I don't do Halls. Now a Den of Mirth and we'd be talking.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 2:22 pm
Maybe we aren't funny and that's why there isn't a funny hall till now :/

Alls I know is I crack myself up regularly.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 5:53 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 6:31 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(June 24, 2014 at 12:43 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sorry, man - I pissed of my inner muse and we're not on speaking terns at the moment.
Speaking terns...

[Image: little-tern-07.jpg]

One good tern deserves an udder...

[Image: udder_200.jpg]

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
June 24, 2014 at 8:02 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 7:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Big deal. If I had tuppence for every time the fire brigade had to rescue me from a giant statue of a vagina, I have...umm...let's see...*mumble mumble*....carry the two...ummm....

No tuppences whatsoever.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
July 14, 2014 at 7:33 am
(July 13, 2014 at 6:39 pm)FreeTony Wrote: If you're handling chillies, don't have a wank afterwards.

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
July 15, 2014 at 8:49 am (This post was last modified: July 15, 2014 at 8:54 am by Mystical.)
Re: Serious News, Guys...

(July 14, 2014 at 8:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Despite assuring him that it won't change how much I love him, or change my opinion of him in any way....
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Tanner won't come out of the closet. What do I do?


Tell him that Michael Jackson is still in there.


(July 15, 2014 at 8:24 am)Tonus Wrote:
Quote:Spare the rod, spoil the child
Motto of the Catholic Priest's League, amirite?

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
July 17, 2014 at 11:11 am
Re: Getting on the Ark...

(July 17, 2014 at 10:39 am)whateverist Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 10:35 am)Jenny A Wrote: Strictly leather. This is the bronze age after all. And there will be only 7 pairs of "clean" sheep. You'll just have to share. Tongue

Ewe .. sloppy seconds?
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
July 18, 2014 at 9:18 am
(July 17, 2014 at 11:11 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Re: Getting on the Ark...

(July 17, 2014 at 10:39 am)whateverist Wrote: Ewe .. sloppy seconds?

I suppose it's better than having someone tap you on the shoulder just when you're having an organism!
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
July 18, 2014 at 11:44 am
(July 18, 2014 at 11:09 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(July 18, 2014 at 12:11 am)Polaris Wrote: Sorry, but I've never been one to show love to those who profess only hate. It's not been a trait I have been blessed with....the OP's just mad that his aura has come to bite him in the ass.

I guess I've been misreading the Gospels all these years and wasn't aware that loving one's enemies was an optional trait one may or may happen to not have. I was under the impression that it was something that Jesus commanded of his followers, regardless of how others may behave. That's good to know. Since apparently I can be a complete douchebag and get saved simply by believing silly ancient tales, I must say your religion is looking better and better.

Good witness, Polaris! I'm half-persuaded to convert. Now all you have to do is provide some good evidence that any of it is true.

I nominate the above.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: AF Hall of Mirth (Post Edition)
July 26, 2014 at 12:22 am (This post was last modified: July 26, 2014 at 1:13 am by Violet.)
I'm here to post your weekly reminder that this place exists. Kindly use it.

(July 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm)Baqal Wrote: [Image: GjK5GQD.jpg?1]

(July 18, 2014 at 10:16 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Wow, it's almost as though the gospel authors had the old testament to refer to and wrote their stories to match.

(July 19, 2014 at 6:48 am)Insanity Wrote: [Image: Insane-cat.jpg]

(July 1, 2014 at 10:22 am)Jenny A Wrote: Where's the option for "I liked him until he backed me into a corner and asked me exactly how much I liked him?"


And get her back to me by midnight, y'hear?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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