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Is everything temporarily according to atheists?
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"Is everything temporarily according to atheists? "
It's a Freudian slip. He think he meant to say "your bases are belong to us"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: Is everything temporarily according to atheists?
June 29, 2014 at 12:16 am
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2014 at 12:17 am by Knowledge of God.)
(June 28, 2014 at 8:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(June 28, 2014 at 7:55 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Neither your thread title or your OP make any sense. No, just asking bro. (June 28, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Chad32 Wrote: If you need to be forgiven for something, you can find it through people you have wronged directly. Don't be too optimistic though.  (June 29, 2014 at 12:16 am)Knowledge of God Wrote:(June 28, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Chad32 Wrote: If you need to be forgiven for something, you can find it through people you have wronged directly. This is true. Forgiveness is not guaranteed with anyone. Fortunately most Humans will forgive you without expecting you to dedicate your life to them.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (June 29, 2014 at 9:13 am)Chad32 Wrote:(June 29, 2014 at 12:16 am)Knowledge of God Wrote: Don't be too optimistic though. Meh it ain't no thang. Nobody I know has the power to throw me into eternal hellfire except my wife.  (June 29, 2014 at 12:16 am)Knowledge of God Wrote: No, just asking bro. Then since you have been given answers - inasmuch as the question allowed for them, given its nonsensical phrasing - does that satisfy you? Or is there a punchline coming up?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
If you eat taco bell, having the shits afterwards is only temporary. But it's so worth it.
 RE: Is everything temporarily according to atheists?
June 29, 2014 at 11:00 am
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2014 at 11:00 am by Logisch.)
(June 29, 2014 at 10:57 am)JuliaL Wrote:(June 28, 2014 at 6:01 am)Knowledge of God Wrote: Is it therein you find salvation?Salvation? I don't needs no steenking salvation. The idea of punishing generation after generation after generation after generation for something that some ancient ancestor did is pretty much the silliest thing ever. But fear not, the one true god made of meatballs and spaghetti would never do that.  He also has bigger balls than yahweh. All hail the flying spaghetti monster!
I'm not sure where punishing someone for something another person did fits into the absolute justice that Yahweh is supposed to have. You'd think that would be the easiest thing to prove incorrect. Someone else insulted me, so I'm going to punch you in the face. Is that ok? Also I'm going to hurt this child because his dad wronged me in some way. Surely these are things any rational person would do.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (June 29, 2014 at 11:00 am)Logisch Wrote: But fear not, the one true god made of meatballs and spaghetti would never do that. Ceiling Cat noms your Spaghetti Monster while riding the Invisible Pink Unicorn for eternity.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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