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Christians... I NEED your help

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Christians... I NEED your help
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
June 30, 2014 at 6:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 30, 2014 at 6:33 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
June 30, 2014 at 9:02 pm
-piles of prayerwater start showing up at politicians offices-
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#23
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 2:42 am
(June 30, 2014 at 9:02 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -piles of prayerwater start showing up at politicians offices-

That would be a terrible thing!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#24
RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 2:50 am
Pour it into the toilet and have a holy flush.
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 9:40 am (This post was last modified: July 1, 2014 at 9:42 am by Mudhammam.)
At least they're smart enough not to call it Chernobyl Spring Water. I have a feeling they might not process too many orders if that were the case.
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RE: Christians... I NEED your help
July 1, 2014 at 9:54 am
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