door to door recruitment..

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Open the door naked, with a massive erection.

Get's them wet every time.

edit: Oh I see losty has already proposed this. Well, PENIS!

[Dystopia]

It's not in my nature to be mean to people, no matter how annoying they may be.

It's in my values to be polite to people even if I don't like them, but letting a JW enter my house will 1 - Be a waste of time for both me and him/her, since he/she will be preaching about something without results and I will be listening when I already know I won't convert 2 - I won't let strangers in my house because I'm highly suspicious it they can be criminals in disguise, call me a pessimist but I've been like this since I was robbed

Here JW don't enter the house, they usually just talk at the door and give you some papers with events, nothing more.

[Mister Agenda]

I haven't been visited by JWs for years. I 'dialogued' with them a few times. The last time was at the Kingdom Hall in the company of someone who was in the hierarchy there and they were trying to use the 'circle of the earth' verse to prove that God told the Hebrews the earth round. I pointed out that circles are flat. They said circles are round. 'Yes', I said, 'but they're also flat'. The elder or whatever suggested I wasn't showing sincere interest. I told him 'I told the first guy I was an atheist and he said he just wanted to talk. I never said I was interested in joining up.'

We exchanged some parting pleasantries, and I've never had a JW on my doorstep since.

[zebo-the-fat]

As I have said elsewhere, if I have have time, I invite them in and then beat them to death with logic and requests for testable, verifiable evidence, my record is keeping them off the streets for 2 hours, I enjoyed it, they left in tears! (I asked the question, would they let their daughter bleed to death rather than let her have a blood transfusion (she was sat next to them at the time) they said they would, I called them child murdering bastards)

[Dystopia]

As I have said elsewhere, if I have have time, I invite them in and then beat them to death with logic and requests for testable, verifiable evidence, my record is keeping them off the streets for 2 hours, I enjoyed it, they left in tears! (I asked the question, would they let their daughter bleed to death rather than let her have a blood transfusion (she was sat next to them at the time) they said they would, I called them child murdering bastards)

It should be illegal for parents to do that.

[zebo-the-fat]

As I have said elsewhere, if I have have time, I invite them in and then beat them to death with logic and requests for testable, verifiable evidence, my record is keeping them off the streets for 2 hours, I enjoyed it, they left in tears! (I asked the question, would they let their daughter bleed to death rather than let her have a blood transfusion (she was sat next to them at the time) they said they would, I called them child murdering bastards)

It should be illegal for parents to do that.

Illegal to murder their children? what if god tells them to do it?

[Clueless Morgan]

Draw up a contract with the devil that has you exchanging your soul for the assurance of living to be 100.

Just 100? C'mon, make it hard for the devil and ask for 200 years at least.

[atheist04330]

I had some JW approach me as i was sitting outside the laundromat a few blocks away..
I just let them talk.
They gave me a real full hardcovered copy of there book..
I have never gotten a free book for them.
I think they thought i was homeless because this homeless guy that lives at the laundromat showed me a copy they had given to him... Weird shit.

[Dystopia]

It should be illegal for parents to do that.

Illegal to murder their children? what if god tells them to do it?

Fuck god, the law and religion don't mix, it should be illegal period, if a person is an adult, that's another matter, you can refuse blood transfusions anytime you want.

[Losty]

Open the door naked, with a massive erection.

Get's them wet every time.

edit: Oh I see losty has already proposed this. Well, PENIS!

Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol