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Ken Ham is finally good for something!

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Ken Ham is finally good for something!
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Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 12:43 am
And that thing is hilarity!

Yes, Answers in Genesis is now running a photo contest, challenging people to take a cartoon effigy of Ken Ham on an "adventure," and to me, that's instant fucking comedy right there. So I say we do it: there's lots of places Ken Ham has never been, like a science classroom, or a real museum, or anywhere that humility is required, so let's have some fun with this. Tongue

Now, you could even actually enter the competition, though I have no doubt anyone who does with anything less than total reverence will be edited out of existence- the website even says they'll do so, as we live in a "fallen world"- but hell, that shouldn't stop us.

When I've got some free time and feel less like my stomach is trying to crawl out my throat, I'll upload my own creation once I've thought of a good one. Devil
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 12:49 am
Ken Ham visits a kosher deli ?


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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 12:51 am (This post was last modified: July 11, 2014 at 12:52 am by Bad Writer.)
Ken Ham gets in a DeLorean and travels back in time 100,000 years.
You can steal that; I won't be drawing anything. Smile
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 12:56 am
Ken ham in a gay bar.
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 12:59 am
A mean spirited part of me says "Ken Ham in a toaster," and if I wasn't worried about fire risks I'd totally print out the thing and do that. Tongue
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 1:19 am
Ken Ham at a crime scene looking confused.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 1:31 am
Ken Ham at a glory hole. Angel
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 1:43 am
In a croissant with a slice of swiss cheese.
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 1:46 am
I say stick Ken Ham's cartoon effigy up a cartoon effigy of Charles Darwin's arse.
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RE: Ken Ham is finally good for something!
July 11, 2014 at 1:49 am
NSFW

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this only was only 5 mins to do...
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