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I've just been raped.
#1
I've just been raped.
By michael Bay.

It was... it was horrible. I mean after transformers 3 I should have known better. But he promised me it would be different this time.

I'm going to have a little cry. Don't make the mistake I did. DO NOT GO AND SEE TRANSFORMERS 4!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG4W0LbIvW0
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#2
RE: I've just been raped.
Thanks for heads-up matey, but I'm a proud member of the NOT SEEN ONE TRANSFORMERS POS MOVIE.

Wouldn't want to spoil my record at this point.
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#3
RE: I've just been raped.
(July 11, 2014 at 3:48 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Thanks for heads-up matey, but I'm a proud member of the NOT SEEN ONE TRANSFORMERS POS MOVIE.

Wouldn't want to spoil my record at this point.

Its for the best.

I like it dirty and rough. I enjoyed T1, tolerated T2 and faked orgasm for T3. But this...

I've been violated.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#4
RE: I've just been raped.
(July 11, 2014 at 3:48 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Thanks for heads-up matey, but I'm a proud member of the NOT SEEN ONE TRANSFORMERS POS MOVIE.

Wouldn't want to spoil my record at this point.

Me neither.

I have also never seen anything with Honey Boo Boo, any of the Real Housewives shows, and I'd say the same about the Kardashians but Kim was on Dancing with the Stars a few seasons back and I don't know if "crossovers" count.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#5
RE: I've just been raped.
I thought it benefited from the total lack of Shia la Bouf or however his friggin name is spelt.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#6
RE: I've just been raped.
Jacob, your title here might get you in trouble with the PC liberals.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#7
RE: I've just been raped.
Personally, I will never see another Michael Bay movie.

He is to filmmaking what Nickelback is to music.
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#8
RE: I've just been raped.
My kids used to be into Transformers...when they were 7 and 4. Hard to believe that stuff is still around.
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#9
RE: I've just been raped.
(July 11, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Jacob, your title here might get you in trouble with the PC liberals.

Fuck 'em.

(July 11, 2014 at 4:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My kids used to be into Transformers...when they were 7 and 4. Hard to believe that stuff is still around.

Companies are finding out that they can bring franchises back for the nostalgia factor and make big money.
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#10
RE: I've just been raped.
I wonder... when will they bring Alf back? :p
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