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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:40 am
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Two months alone in the mountains with her "companions"? Probably end up being Jephtas dad weeping for her virginity.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:43 am
Jeremiah 9:22 (NLT) = This is what the Lord says: “Bodies will be scattered across the fields like clumps of manure, like bundles of grain after the harvest. No one will be left to bury them.
That actually happened in Mexico and in Peru when the Spanish killed the Aztecs and Incas.
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:56 am
Ezra has a good torture scene.
Ezra 6:11-12 (MSG) = I’ve issued an official decree that anyone who violates this order is to be impaled on a timber torn out of his own house, and the house itself made a manure pit. And may the God who put his Name on that place wipe out any king or people who dares to defy this decree and destroy The Temple of God at Jerusalem. I, Darius, have issued an official decree. Carry it out precisely and promptly.-
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 6:34 am
I've always like John 11:35, because it proves that Jesus wasn't a carpenter, but a janitor:
'Jesus swept.'
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 6:37 am
Psalm 14:1:
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, There is none that doeth good."
Its just so blatantly not true yet people still quote it. Its hilarious to me. When they use it they may as well be saying "Well the bible says your a stupid asshole!"
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 6:49 am
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Psalm 14:1:
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. The wise man shouts it from the rooftops."
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 6:54 am
Psalm 137:9
9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
This one is my favourite because apologists find so many fatuous excuses for this verse.