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whats your favorite bible verse?
#11
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Two months alone in the mountains with her "companions"? Probably end up being Jephtas dad weeping for her virginity.
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#12
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Jeremiah 9:22 (NLT) = This is what the Lord says: “Bodies will be scattered across the fields like clumps of manure, like bundles of grain after the harvest. No one will be left to bury them.

That actually happened in Mexico and in Peru when the Spanish killed the Aztecs and Incas.
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#13
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Quote:a dude that likes donkey cock, huge moneyshots, and manhandling underage tits.

Sounds like your average priest.
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#14
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
(July 13, 2014 at 2:40 am)Rhythm Wrote: Two months alone in the mountains with her "companions"? Probably end up being Jephtas dad weeping for her virginity.

Smile That's kinda how I read it.
"Okay dad you can sacrifice me to your god, but can I have a 2 month orgy before you do?"
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#15
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Ezra has a good torture scene.

Ezra 6:11-12 (MSG) = I’ve issued an official decree that anyone who violates this order is to be impaled on a timber torn out of his own house, and the house itself made a manure pit. And may the God who put his Name on that place wipe out any king or people who dares to defy this decree and destroy The Temple of God at Jerusalem. I, Darius, have issued an official decree. Carry it out precisely and promptly.-
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#16
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
I've always like John 11:35, because it proves that Jesus wasn't a carpenter, but a janitor:

'Jesus swept.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#17
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Psalm 14:1:
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, There is none that doeth good."

Its just so blatantly not true yet people still quote it. Its hilarious to me. When they use it they may as well be saying "Well the bible says your a stupid asshole!"
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#18
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Unedited version:

Psalm 14:1:
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. The wise man shouts it from the rooftops."

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#19
RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
Psalm 137:9
9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
This one is my favourite because apologists find so many fatuous excuses for this verse.
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
(July 13, 2014 at 1:54 am)Zidneya Wrote: [Image: vHJlh.jpg]
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haha, well, you already posted my favorite one! Seriously, everyone would be handless if we followed this bible.
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