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A Christian here to show the truth

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A Christian here to show the truth
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RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 6:48 pm
Geez, you got to be quick around here!
The bloody Aussie time zone kills all the fun for me!
So "what" was he?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#32
RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 6:50 pm
Gone so soon?

What a shame.
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#33
RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 6:51 pm
He came to show us the Truth, we showed him the door.
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#34
RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 6:53 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 6:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: So "what" was he?

A bit stringy, but delicious.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#35
RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 6:54 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 6:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(July 15, 2014 at 6:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: So "what" was he?

A bit stringy, but delicious.

Kentucky Fried Troll - extra crispy.

ROFLOL
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#36
RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 6:58 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 6:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: He came to show us the Truth, we showed him the door.
EPIC!!!

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RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 7:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 15, 2014 at 7:52 pm by Faith No More.)
(July 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)beentheredonethat Wrote: I have a beautiful wife, a big, nice house, 3 kids, I'm physically ripped, have lots of money, and am happy to be alive thanks to the Lord God. What fruits of life do you atheists possess? Nothing....??

I know this guy is gone, but I was just wondering if someone could point me to the part of the bible where Jesus says the fruits of being a Christian means becoming a superficial dickhead.
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RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 7:58 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 7:52 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(July 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)beentheredonethat Wrote: I have a beautiful wife, a big, nice house, 3 kids, I'm physically ripped, have lots of money, and am happy to be alive thanks to the Lord God. What fruits of life do you atheists possess? Nothing....??

I know this guy is gone, but I was just wondering if someone could point me to the part of the bible where Jesus says the fruits of being a Christian means becoming a superficial dickhead.

It's from the mssing book: Douchebags 1:18
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RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 8:03 pm
Missing no more:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#40
RE: A Christian here to show the truth
July 15, 2014 at 8:04 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)beentheredonethat Wrote: Hello there,

I am a born-again Christian, and I've been having some discussions with an atheist friend of mine about this whole topic. After all that I've concluded that atheists have low IQs and I cannot take atheists or anything they say seriously at all.

I really hope I can enjoy this forum, I look forward to having nice discussions and setting some things straight. I have a beautiful wife, a big, nice house, 3 kids, I'm physically ripped, have lots of money, and am happy to be alive thanks to the Lord God. What fruits of life do you atheists possess? Nothing....??

The ability to tolerate people like you.

Which is quite something.

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