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#1051
RE: joke time
January 20, 2016 at 2:52 pm
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?


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#1052
RE: joke time
January 20, 2016 at 3:32 pm
This chick was so dumb, she thought the Nazis were saying, “Hi, Hitler.”
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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#1053
RE: joke time
January 21, 2016 at 7:35 pm
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?




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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#1054
RE: joke time
January 22, 2016 at 6:09 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#1055
RE: joke time
January 23, 2016 at 10:02 am
This man was so mean, he didn't tell his wife he'd had a vasectomy until after she got pregnant.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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#1056
RE: joke time
January 23, 2016 at 10:06 am
I love how innovative humans can be, but why the fuck won't anyone invest in my idea? Who wouldn't want to invest in stringless parachutes?
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#1057
RE: joke time
January 23, 2016 at 6:11 pm
He he, you mean WIFIDIE
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#1058
RE: joke time
January 23, 2016 at 11:47 pm
(January 23, 2016 at 10:06 am)Brian37 Wrote: I love how innovative humans can be, but why the fuck won't anyone invest in my idea? Who wouldn't want to invest in stringless parachutes?

I'm not falling for that one again...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#1059
RE: joke time
January 24, 2016 at 10:08 am
(January 23, 2016 at 10:06 am)Brian37 Wrote: I love how innovative humans can be, but why the fuck won't anyone invest in my idea? Who wouldn't want to invest in stringless parachutes?

Give it time. Right now the market is hyped up for solar powered flashlights.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#1060
RE: joke time
January 24, 2016 at 10:12 am
(January 23, 2016 at 11:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 23, 2016 at 10:06 am)Brian37 Wrote: I love how innovative humans can be, but why the fuck won't anyone invest in my idea? Who wouldn't want to invest in stringless parachutes?

I'm not falling for that one again...

“Again?”

If at first you don’t succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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