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#1221
RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 7:16 pm
I just recently won the 'World's Saddest Man' award.
For a brief moment I felt slightly happier and they immediately stripped me of my title.
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 7:17 pm
I don't know what a Freudian slip is and at this point I'm to afraid to arse.
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 7:30 pm
I heard that the favouriite meal among psychoanalysts is southern freud chicken.

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RE: joke time
April 23, 2016 at 7:18 pm
Why people in St. Louis welcome sad people?

The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

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RE: joke time
April 23, 2016 at 7:30 pm
(April 15, 2016 at 2:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Evie Wrote: I wish someone would teach me how to think up funny jokes

Unless your parents told you the white lead paint chips you ate were Frosted Flakes, you're screwed. It takes brain damage to be funny.
So that explains it.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
April 23, 2016 at 7:42 pm
(April 23, 2016 at 7:30 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 2:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Unless your parents told you the white lead paint chips you ate were Frosted Flakes, you're screwed. It takes brain damage to be funny.
So that explains it.

I can be right some of the time, but I am never in my right mind. Most of the time I am correct by sheer luck stumbling on it. But by all means, take pity on me, my avatar is a band older than the dinosaurs.
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RE: joke time
April 23, 2016 at 9:10 pm
(April 23, 2016 at 7:42 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 23, 2016 at 7:30 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: So that explains it.

I can be right some of the time, but I am never in my right mind. Most of the time I am correct by sheer luck stumbling on it. But by all means, take pity on me, my avatar is a band older than the dinosaurs.

Oh yeah! I thought I recognized them from an episode of the Flintstones. They're a rock band, aren't they?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
April 24, 2016 at 7:09 am
Pleonasm - is the additional and extra use of added, spare, unnecessary, redundant (superfluous or surplus), unneeded, and uncalled-for words in addition to, and on top of, what is necessary or essential or required or obligatory or vital or requisite or crucial.
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RE: joke time
April 24, 2016 at 7:47 am
(April 24, 2016 at 7:09 am)Little lunch Wrote: Pleonasm - is the additional and extra use of added, spare, unnecessary, redundant (superfluous or surplus), unneeded, and uncalled-for words in addition to, and on top of, what is necessary or essential or required or obligatory or vital or requisite or crucial.

Yes, I have a question.

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RE: joke time
April 24, 2016 at 8:11 am
(April 24, 2016 at 7:09 am)Little lunch Wrote: Pleonasm - is the additional and extra use of added, spare, unnecessary, redundant (superfluous or surplus), unneeded, and uncalled-for words in addition to, and on top of, what is necessary or essential or required or obligatory or vital or requisite or crucial.
Could you give us an example?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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