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RE: joke time
June 20, 2016 at 5:02 pm
(June 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Classic. And not fucking funny.
I dream of the day when chickens can crows the road without having their motives questioned.
Classic Boru and damn funny
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
June 22, 2016 at 6:37 pm
My neighbor was arrested on drug abuse charges after it was discovered that he'd been using night time cold capsules during the day.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
June 22, 2016 at 7:36 pm
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
June 23, 2016 at 6:42 am
How many televangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
June 23, 2016 at 6:50 am
How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 23, 2016 at 7:08 am
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To stay on the same side.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: joke time
June 23, 2016 at 7:17 am
why did the entangled particle cross the road?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
June 23, 2016 at 7:21 am
Country humor :
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum how it's done.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: joke time
June 23, 2016 at 7:57 am
Why did the road cross the chicken?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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joke time
June 24, 2016 at 12:54 pm
(June 23, 2016 at 7:57 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Why did the road cross the chicken?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
