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joke time
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(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(WIP. Best answer gets big kudos and a sloppy kiss from Losty!)

Only one, but it takes the whole congregation to praise the resurrected light.
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#12
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(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(WIP. Best answer gets big kudos and a sloppy kiss from Losty!)

Attempt #5

None, There is no globe, it's just a filament of their imagination!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#13
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How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

One: they hold onto it, and the world revolves around them.

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#14
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You know how Christians sleep through sermons
Muslims found a solution. . Sitting cross legged

Not funny FVC JOV
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#15
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(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

If it's a Catholic priest, only one, but only if there are no altar boys to distract them from screwing the bulb.
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#16
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My brother thinks Americans are irreligious.
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#17
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(August 7, 2014 at 11:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
(WIP. Best answer gets big kudos and a sloppy kiss from Losty!)

So who wins the kiss from Losty??? We're waiting on pins and needles!
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#18
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how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the bulb needs to "want to change".

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

two, but don't ask me how they get in there.



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#19
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Why don't Pentecostals have sex standing up?

It could lead to dancing.
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#20
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What's the difference between a bassist and a drummer?

About half-a-beat, usually.

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