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RE: joke time
May 16, 2019 at 7:09 pm
'Jaysus.  I send him out with a list, he comes back with a list and a half.' - Mrs. Shannon (for realsies)

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RE: joke time
May 16, 2019 at 7:14 pm
That's why the wife won't take me grocery shopping.
She's in the veggie isle and I go straight for the chips, lollies and frozen dinners...
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2019 at 9:57 pm
My shopping is the other way around. I can go to CostCo with a list and get asked about all the stuff I didn't bring home that wasn't on the list. Takes me 45 minutes, including driving time. The wife goes and comes back about 2 hours later with all kinds of stuff that's gonna rot before we get to it. I have a foot surgery coming up, (getting a neat little knee scooter instead of crutches!). I'm trying to get the scooter early so that I can rig it for carrying my food to the table. It's going to be a few weeks of no cooking, laundry or house cleaning for the old Fireball.  Angel
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2019 at 10:06 pm
Quote:In space, two aliens are talking to each other.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2019 at 1:01 am (This post was last modified: May 20, 2019 at 1:02 am by ignoramus.)
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?


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RE: joke time
May 20, 2019 at 10:57 am
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?




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RE: joke time
May 20, 2019 at 4:02 pm
I'm never getting married again.

I'll just buy some woman I hate a house.
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2019 at 7:19 am
Fun fact, Trump was the old fart on the golf course and The New Kids On The Block ripped off his original lyrics.


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RE: joke time
May 23, 2019 at 10:36 am
When I was in a wheelchair I wanted to be a stand- up comedian........
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2019 at 10:40 am
Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?


Neither one, they both eat out.
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