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RE: joke time
May 28, 2019 at 10:58 am
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(May 16, 2019 at 7:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That's why the wife won't take me grocery shopping.
She's in the veggie isle and I go straight for the chips, lollies and frozen dinners...
IOW, while she's in the married section, you're in the bachelor section.
(May 20, 2019 at 4:02 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I'm never getting married again.
I'll just buy some woman I hate a house.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
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RE: joke time
May 28, 2019 at 9:50 pm
I was going to post a joke about time travel.
But you guys didn't like it so I won't bother.
Screw you!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
May 28, 2019 at 10:14 pm
I liked it!
I liked it so much I went back in time and posted it first!
I got heaps of kudos!
(got any others
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RE: joke time
May 28, 2019 at 10:25 pm
No.
I've deleted them entirely from the timeline.
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RE: joke time
May 28, 2019 at 10:27 pm
I am so evil, I went back in time and made it so nobody can encounter me without thinking about ABBA or the Carpenters.
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RE: joke time
May 29, 2019 at 3:45 am
Didn't work, it's only coming up as ABBA and gun control for me. :-)
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RE: joke time
May 30, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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(May 28, 2019 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was going to post a joke about time travel.
But you guys didn't like it so I won't bother.
Screw you!
Then there was the guy who applied for a job at the Science Fiction Press Corp. The position paid well, but you had to be willing to time travel.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
May 31, 2019 at 5:37 pm
Dog's perspective: "Where have you been all my life, i love you! I can't live without you. Be mine forever."
Object of affection's perspective: "Get you dog off my leg!"
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RE: joke time
May 31, 2019 at 5:42 pm
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