joke time

[onlinebiker]

Don' t want or need the snotty basement dweller' s appology.

It's the sort of thing you can expect from his ilk.

[Brian37]

My ilk?.... You got me. I am not a human being. I am deserving of being arrested, and executed by the state, merely for offending you.

Hickory dickory dock
Your priorities certainly suck
You worry about me
Instead of real enemies
Like a stupid fuck

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

My ilk?.... You got me. I am not a human being. I am deserving of being arrested, and executed by the state, merely for offending you.

Hickory dickory dock
Your priorities certainly suck
You worry about me
Instead of real enemies
Like a stupid fuck

'Ilk' means type, sort, kind...things like that.  Nothing to do with being human or not.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

Stunted vocabulary for an alleged wordsmith....

[Abaddon_ire]

Stunted vocabulary for an alleged wordsmith....

Yup. "ilk" commonly refers to people like you, or at best stretch, things like that. 

Where "not human" came from is anyone's guess.

In any event, it would be awesomely pleasant if the bickering Brians dialled it down a tad. Else the "Joke Thread" will become a "feud thread" and nobody want's that. 

I come here for the humour, not the bile.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Stunted vocabulary for an alleged wordsmith....

Yup. "ilk" commonly refers to people like you, or at best stretch, things like that. 

Where "not human" came from is anyone's guess.

In any event, it would be awesomely pleasant if the bickering Brians dialled it down a tad. Else the "Joke Thread" will become a "feud thread" and nobody want's that. 

I come here for the humour, not the bile.

Fair enough.  Here's one:

Scientific studies prove that lack of sex improves one's memory.  I read that at 4:16 PM, 8 August 2004.  It was on page 17 of the study, third paragraph.

Boru

[Brian37]

Stunted vocabulary for an alleged wordsmith....

Yup. "ilk" commonly refers to people like you, or at best stretch, things like that. 

Where "not human" came from is anyone's guess.

In any event, it would be awesomely pleasant if the bickering Brians dialled it down a tad. Else the "Joke Thread" will become a "feud thread" and nobody want's that. 

I come here for the humour, not the bile.

Me "dial down?"

As compared to what?

I have no desire to start a war, or even kill anyone who says really vile stupid shit.

Sorry, but I will not mince words, or apologize for assholes who think that religion is solving shit. Christians are not solving shit, Jews are not solving shit, Muslims are not solving shit. All I see are my fellow humans fighting over BULLSHIT antiquity.

Can religion be forced out of existence? NO! Are most human beings good? Yes! But I am sick of my fellow humans thinking there is a magic pill, magic book, magic club, magic words, that can act as a cure all for our entire species.

[Abaddon_ire]

Yup. "ilk" commonly refers to people like you, or at best stretch, things like that. 

Where "not human" came from is anyone's guess.

In any event, it would be awesomely pleasant if the bickering Brians dialled it down a tad. Else the "Joke Thread" will become a "feud thread" and nobody want's that. 

I come here for the humour, not the bile.

Me "dial down?"

As compared to what?

I have no desire to start a war, or even kill anyone who says really vile stupid shit.

Sorry, but I will not mince words, or apologize for assholes who think that religion is solving shit. Christians are not solving shit, Jews are not solving shit, Muslims are not solving shit. All I see are my fellow humans fighting over BULLSHIT antiquity.

Can religion be forced out of existence? NO! Are most human beings good? Yes! But I am sick of my fellow humans thinking there is a magic pill, magic book, magic club, magic words, that can act as a cure all for our entire species.

You and Boru. Sounds like a book title. 

I don't really know why you get on each others tits so much and I don't care either, but it is becoming toxic.

[Brian37]

Me "dial down?"

As compared to what?

I have no desire to start a war, or even kill anyone who says really vile stupid shit.

Sorry, but I will not mince words, or apologize for assholes who think that religion is solving shit. Christians are not solving shit, Jews are not solving shit, Muslims are not solving shit. All I see are my fellow humans fighting over BULLSHIT antiquity.

Can religion be forced out of existence? NO! Are most human beings good? Yes! But I am sick of my fellow humans thinking there is a magic pill, magic book, magic club, magic words, that can act as a cure all for our entire species.

You and Boru. Sounds like a book title. 

I don't really know why you get on each others tits so much and I don't care either, but it is becoming toxic.

Boru and I really are not at each other's throats as some would think.

But for me personally I will never back off that I really hate religious and political bullies. 

All 7 billion of us are the same species, and that is the way I approach all of my arguments.

If Boru and I piss each other off, that is not a real death sentence, say like in reality, A Christian or Muslim or Jew murdering the other leaving a family member behind. We've all seen religious and political tribalism in the news. 

He can take the heat and so can I.

[Abaddon_ire]

You and Boru. Sounds like a book title. 

I don't really know why you get on each others tits so much and I don't care either, but it is becoming toxic.

Boru and I really are not at each other's throats as some would think.

But for me personally I will never back off that I really hate religious and political bullies. 

All 7 billion of us are the same species, and that is the way I approach all of my arguments.

If Boru and I piss each other off, that is not a real death sentence, say like in reality, A Christian or Muslim or Jew murdering the other leaving a family member behind. We've all seen religious and political tribalism in the news. 

He can take the heat and so can I.

Sure, but get a room.