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RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 5:18 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Another in that vein......

We used to see Carcano carbines (Italian WWII rifle) for sale at gun shows - frequently tagged "Never fired - only dropped once"..

And another:

Q: Who fired the shot that killed Benito Mussolini?




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RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 6:57 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Another in that vein......

We used to see Carcano carbines (Italian WWII rifle) for sale at gun shows - frequently tagged "Never fired - only dropped once"..

And another:

Q: Who fired the shot that killed Benito Mussolini?




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I've always liked the joke about Italian tanks having 1 forward and 4 reverse gears.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#3573
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 7:09 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 6:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And another:

Q: Who fired the shot that killed Benito Mussolini?




Boru

I've always liked the joke about Italian tanks having 1 forward and 4 reverse gears.

They actually had 2 speeds in forward -

In case they were attacked from the rear whilst retreating.....
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RE: joke time
March 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)

I never did understand that quote. Boxes of chocolates have pictures on with, descriptions of what each chocolate contains.
So you know what the chocolate is going to taste like and what it looks like.



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RE: joke time
March 13, 2020 at 4:04 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)

I never did understand that quote. Boxes of chocolates have pictures on with, descriptions of what each chocolate contains.
So you know what the chocolate is going to taste like and what it looks like.

Thank you!

It should be "Life is like Italy at war. You never know whose side they're on."

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RE: joke time
March 13, 2020 at 10:08 pm
Hospitals are weird places.

In one room there's a new born taking its first breath.

In a nearby room there's a person taking their last breath.

Meanwhile, in another room, there's a guy with a remote stuck up his arse.

While in the supervisor's office there's my boss saying to me, "Did you have to? We all use that remote!"

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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 12:33 am
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 3:55 am
I just had a Schrödinger crap. I never know what state it is going to be in until it appears! lol
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#3579
RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 6:45 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2020 at 6:46 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(March 14, 2020 at 3:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: I just had a Schrödinger crap. I never know what state it is going to be in until it appears! lol

Yup.  Because you know that it can be both a sinker and a floater at the same time!

Either that, or you're on an airliner...
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2020 at 7:04 pm
You could have a "ghost poopie". That's where you know damned good and well that you had a bowel movement, but there's nothing in the bowl to show for it. It's lurking up on the other side of the trap!
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