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The Valkyrie Offline
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#3561
RE: joke time
March 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm
I just discovered that a certain celebrity's real name is "Belcalus Almanzar".

I said it out loud and summoned a demon.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#3562
RE: joke time
March 11, 2020 at 8:28 pm
Here's a two-fer (three if you see it)

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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#3563
RE: joke time
March 11, 2020 at 9:51 pm
(March 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just discovered that a certain celebrity's real name is "Belcalus Almanzar".

I said it out loud and summoned a demon.

Ia! Ia! Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar

Shush harman, tagwernath eperzniath!

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#3564
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)
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#3565
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 2:43 am (This post was last modified: March 12, 2020 at 2:44 am by The Valkyrie.)
(March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)

Forest Gump survived so many things.

Goes to Oz and gets Coronavirus.

Why couldn't he get eaten by a croc like a normal tourist?

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#3566
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 4:50 am
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky franchise that Sylvester Stallone doesn't appear in.

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#3567
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am
I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

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#3568
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 7:23 am
(March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Ouch.

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RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 7:46 am (This post was last modified: March 12, 2020 at 7:46 am by ignoramus.)
She really knows how to hit a fresh open nerve!

(ig, refrain for a few days from making that Auswitzch joke!)
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#3570
RE: joke time
March 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Another in that vein......

We used to see Carcano carbines (Italian WWII rifle) for sale at gun shows - frequently tagged "Never fired - only dropped once"..
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