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joke time
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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The woman who lives next door once caught me masturbating.  I was mortified.  I said the only thing I could think of to defuse such an awkward situation:




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Liverpool FCs plan to have a series of adverts fronted by a digital Yul Brenner to advertise their fragrance has fallen through.
Turns out.
Yul Never wore cologne.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Most Believe ONLY what they WANT to Believe... Bubble Gum
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(April 27, 2020 at 3:18 pm)theMadJW Wrote: [Image: 0wanna_orig.jpg]
Not how birds happened or how science suggests they happened

More strawman
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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Says the Tinman...
Most Believe ONLY what they WANT to Believe... Bubble Gum
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(April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:18 pm)theMadJW Wrote: [Image: 0wanna_orig.jpg]
Not how birds happened or how science  suggests they happened

More strawman

Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Not how birds happened or how science  suggests they happened

More strawman

Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
At least I can take a decent dump now......
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(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Not how birds happened or how science  suggests they happened

More strawman

Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
Too bad that wasn't a joke 

And i not chasing anyone .

(April 27, 2020 at 3:29 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Fireball Wrote: Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
At least I can take a decent dump now......
Yeah keep pedaling that myth .And you can't take a dump because your head is so firmly rammed up your own ass .

(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: Says the Tinman...
Nope says the none ignorant person
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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(April 26, 2020 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve come up with what I think is the perfect collective noun for paedophile priests:




Boru

"A vatican of paedophiles"

OH.
MY.
GOD!

That's hilarious.  Literally laughing out loud.  (LLOL)
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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