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BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
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#3711
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 7:10 am
The woman who lives next door once caught me masturbating.  I was mortified.  I said the only thing I could think of to defuse such an awkward situation:




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#3712
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 1:43 pm
Liverpool FCs plan to have a series of adverts fronted by a digital Yul Brenner to advertise their fragrance has fallen through.
Turns out.
Yul Never wore cologne.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#3713
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:18 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2020 at 3:57 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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Most Believe ONLY what they WANT to Believe... Bubble Gum
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#3714
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2020 at 3:23 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
(April 27, 2020 at 3:18 pm)theMadJW Wrote: [Image: 0wanna_orig.jpg]
Not how birds happened or how science suggests they happened

More strawman
"Change was inevitable"


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#3715
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm
Says the Tinman...
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#3716
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm
(April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:18 pm)theMadJW Wrote: [Image: 0wanna_orig.jpg]
Not how birds happened or how science  suggests they happened

More strawman

Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#3717
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:29 pm
(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Not how birds happened or how science  suggests they happened

More strawman

Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
At least I can take a decent dump now......
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#3718
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 3:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2020 at 3:34 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:20 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Not how birds happened or how science  suggests they happened

More strawman

Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
Too bad that wasn't a joke 

And i not chasing anyone .
(April 27, 2020 at 3:29 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)Fireball Wrote: Fuxxake, dude, this is the jokes thread. Give it a rest, for once. Or are you going to be chasing this guy's tail pipe, too?
At least I can take a decent dump now......
Yeah keep pedaling that myth .And you can't take a dump because your head is so firmly rammed up your own ass .
(April 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: Says the Tinman...
Nope says the none ignorant person
"Change was inevitable"


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#3719
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 4:30 pm
(April 26, 2020 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve come up with what I think is the perfect collective noun for paedophile priests:




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"A vatican of paedophiles"

OH.
MY.
GOD!

That's hilarious.  Literally laughing out loud.  (LLOL)
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#3720
RE: joke time
April 27, 2020 at 4:35 pm
I can never understand why someone would become an Islamist terrorist suicide bomber on the off chance that they might get 72 virgins when they die.

Become a Catholic priest and get them now.

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