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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 6:20 pm
What do a puppy and a near sighted gynacologist have in common?











They both have wet noses.

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#3792
RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 6:21 pm
I just read this joke today off of Twitter so I can't take credit for it. But It is one of those you roll your eyes and cant help but repeat.

 A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner. But when it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the duck's bill.
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#3793
RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 6:40 pm
(May 13, 2020 at 6:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I just read this joke today off of Twitter so I can't take credit for it. But It is one of those you roll your eyes and cant help but repeat.

 A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner. But when it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the duck's bill.

IMO, that qualifies as a "Dad joke".  Nothing wrong with that...
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#3794
RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 6:56 pm
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 7:07 pm
(May 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A patient came to me with really bad sunburn on the front of his body so I prescribed viagra.

It won't cure the problem, but it will keep the blankets off his sunburn.
Why is Viagra the most commonly prescribed drug for men in old age homes?



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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 7:35 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2020 at 7:35 pm by Jackie.)
(May 13, 2020 at 6:56 pm)masoni Wrote: Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud.
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RE: joke time
May 13, 2020 at 11:45 pm
And then a big black horse came and fucked it in the arse while it was struggling to get up.




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RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 12:04 am
(May 13, 2020 at 11:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote: And then a big black horse came and fucked it in the arse while it was struggling to get up.

ALLLLLLLL RIIIIIGHTYYYYY THEN.
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RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 9:55 am
Three guys have been marooned together on a desert island for years. One day they discover an old bottle half buried in the sand.

They remove the stopper, and our pours a huge cloud of white smoke which coalesces into the form of a genie.

In gratitude for being freed, the genie offers to grant three wishes, one for each man.

The first one knows just what he wants. "I want to be back in Kansas with my wife and children," he says, "on a big farm with a good crop - and no mortgage."

"Granted," says the genie. POOF! The guy vanishes.

The second one thinks for a moment. Then he says, "Okay, I want to be in an Emperors Suite in Las Vegas for life, with two gorgeous women a case of chilled champagne waiting for me there."

"Granted," says the genie again, and POOF! The guy is gone.

The third guy is a little slower than the other two, and not as certain. "I can't decide,' he says after a minute.

"Gee, I miss those guys. I wish they were here."
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RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 11:44 am
I once had to go to court for stealing a box of doughnuts. They charged me with impersonating a cop.

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