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A friend asked if I could give him a Kurt Cobain hairstyle.

So I blew his head off with a shotgun.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I went into a pet shop and asked the clerk, ‘How much are your parakeets?’

She said, ‘Fifteen dollars apiece.’

I said, ‘How much for a whole one?’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Bleach smells like teen spirit.




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Rose’s are red,
Violet’s are blue...




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(May 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc.

And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant.

No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.

Why would there be three dicks in your book?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(May 15, 2020 at 5:47 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant.

No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.

Why would there be three dicks in your book?

There will be none.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I've decided to become a naturalpath.

From now on I only kill people organically.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I was once bitten by a black widow. If I’d kept my hands to myself, it never would have happened.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.




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'Why did you stick your knife into the victim?'

'Well, Judge, the cops were coming and I had to hide it somewhere.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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