Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland ?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
joke time
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Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland ?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus (July 17, 2020 at 8:10 pm)masoni Wrote: I had a guy walk up to my girlfriend and show her his six pack. So I pulled me cock out and he fucked off. :-) RE: joke time
July 18, 2020 at 10:38 am
(This post was last modified: July 18, 2020 at 10:39 am by Porcupine.)
(July 17, 2020 at 11:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(July 17, 2020 at 8:10 pm)masoni Wrote: But did she respond to him with "Sorry, he's a weirdo, hell yeah I wanna get drunk!" and he fucked off along with your girlfriend---and they both got drunk together, 3 beers lagers apiece? Lightweights that they are!
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
I'm glad that didn't happen because then I would have just had knock that stupid cunt out with a barstool wouldn't I. :-)
Cause that's what you deserve when you so brazenly try to mow another man's lawn.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
tug boat or barge arse?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: joke time
July 19, 2020 at 5:10 pm
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2020 at 6:59 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
In my younger days, I went through a prolonged (for me) dry spell, and one of my mates suggested I try placing a personal ad. I thought that was the stupidest idea ever, and told him so. ‘Listen,’ I said. ‘Do you really think I want some needy, sex-crazed, insane bitch camping on me doorstep?? Jaysus, man...one of the neighbours might get to her before I do!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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