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Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland ?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
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(July 17, 2020 at 8:10 pm)masoni Wrote:


I had a guy walk up to my girlfriend and show her his six pack.
So I pulled me cock out and he fucked off. :-)




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(July 17, 2020 at 11:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(July 17, 2020 at 8:10 pm)masoni Wrote:


I had a guy walk up to my girlfriend and show her his six pack.
So I pulled me cock out and he fucked off. :-)

But did she respond to him with "Sorry, he's a weirdo, hell yeah I wanna get drunk!" and he fucked off along with your girlfriend---and they both got drunk together, 3 beers lagers apiece?

Lightweights that they are!
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I'm glad that didn't happen because then I would have just had knock that stupid cunt out with a barstool wouldn't I. :-)
Cause that's what you deserve when you so brazenly try to mow another man's lawn.




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(July 18, 2020 at 8:55 pm)masoni Wrote: [Image: EC2_DF55_C-68_EB-468_E-92_C6-_E2530171814_E.jpg]

Yeesh. That second pic looks more like ATM, to me.  Panic
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tug boat or barge arse?
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In my younger days, I went through a prolonged (for me) dry spell, and one of my mates suggested I try placing a personal ad. I thought that was the stupidest idea ever, and told him so. ‘Listen,’ I said. ‘Do you really think I want some needy, sex-crazed, insane bitch camping on me doorstep?? Jaysus, man...one of the neighbours might get to her before I do!’

Boru
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