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RE: joke time
March 16, 2021 at 7:38 am
A guy got mad with his friend for sniffing his sister's underwear.

He wasn't sure if it was because she was still wearing them, or if it was because the entire family was there.

Either way, it made the rest of the funeral awkward.
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March 16, 2021 at 7:49 am
The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.
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RE: joke time
March 16, 2021 at 3:20 pm
I signed up for salsa lessons, but I quit during the first class.  I was the only one thoughtful enough to bring tortilla chips.

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March 17, 2021 at 3:47 pm
On my night stand I have a picture of my stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder.
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RE: joke time
March 17, 2021 at 3:50 pm
Someone needs a timeout.

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RE: joke time
March 17, 2021 at 3:55 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Someone needs a timeout.

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No one's stopping you.

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March 17, 2021 at 4:03 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 3:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Someone needs a timeout.

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No one's stopping you.

Tongue

I'm stopping me. Some of these are like a road accident - you can't look, but you can't look away.

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RE: joke time
March 17, 2021 at 4:06 pm
Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on one month of sobriety.

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March 17, 2021 at 8:49 pm
Me, "I'm tired from all the crossfit this morning."

Colleague, "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you've already had three!"
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RE: joke time
March 17, 2021 at 9:48 pm
Name me one non ABBA fan who doesn't want to kill me right now.
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