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joke time
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 (April 18, 2021 at 9:16 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(April 18, 2021 at 4:48 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Seeing my doctor. Or Pisces!
Dying to live, living to die.
Someone told me that I'm condescending.
That means that I talk down to people.  
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
There's nothing funny about syphillis...
...unless your doctor has a lisp.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: joke time
April 19, 2021 at 6:03 pm
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2021 at 6:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
An Asian guy walked into a pub and started drinking.
Iggy asked him, "Do you know kung-fu or any of that martial arts shit?" The Asian guy responded, "Are you asking because of racial stereotype?" Iggy replied, "No, I'm asking because that's my fucking drink!"
Dying to live, living to die.
(April 19, 2021 at 6:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There's nothing funny about syphillis... It was a cruel bastard who put an ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Nurse *handing baby to the new father*: 'I'm so sorry, sir - your wife didn't make it.'
New father *handing baby back*: 'Don't be sorry, just bring me the one my wife made.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
What do Chris Hemsworth and Mike Tyson have in common after a workout?
They're both Thor. 
Once upon a time a young boy wanted a green tennis ball for his birthday, but he got a bicycle instead. Next year the boy wanted a green tennis ball, again, and again he got something different, this time a book on etiquette. On the 3rd birthday he still wanted a green tennis ball, but got some coloring pencils and a notebook to draw on. Each year, he wished for a green tennis ball, never getting a green tennis ball.
On his deathbed, surrounded by friends, family, children & grandchildren, and one of the grandchildren asked: "Why do you always want a green tennis ball for your birthday?" and he answered: "Oh, that's because ..." and then he died.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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