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joke time
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 RE: joke time
July 13, 2021 at 5:21 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2021 at 5:34 am by The Valkyrie.)
A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm.
"I'll have a beer. And one for the road." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
July 13, 2021 at 5:28 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2021 at 5:29 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A grasshopper hops into a bar orders a beer. The barman says, ‘Did you we have a drink named after you?’ and the grasshopper says, ‘That’s amazing! You really have a drink called “Melvin”?’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100.” The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”  (July 11, 2021 at 6:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the next installment of the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise isn’t called ‘Fast10 Your Seatbelts’, Imma be pissed. I hear they're going to just call it"The Fast 10 The Furious"
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
An American woman is vacationing in German when she sees a man urinating behind a tree in public. She stops and remarks, 'Gross!' The German man winks and says, 'Danke!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Elton John just bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
It's a little fit bunny... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 14, 2021 at 7:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Elton John just bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. ![[Image: tenor.gif]](https://media.tenor.com/images/ba199d466761ad0787843b5c589c1d6b/tenor.gif) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(July 14, 2021 at 7:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(July 14, 2021 at 7:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Elton John just bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. ![[Image: Ez3g-LIw-XMAIm-ZUa.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/VQDXDgk/Ez3g-LIw-XMAIm-ZUa.jpg) 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 14, 2021 at 7:18 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 14, 2021 at 7:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ![[Image: DMh3ODRX4AEgNAh.jpg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMh3ODRX4AEgNAh.jpg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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