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RE: joke time
July 8, 2021 at 10:08 pm
(July 8, 2021 at 6:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 5:31 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: ...and something about Mom eating the cat?

Perhaps she could eat the beans instead.  Solve both "problemos".

It's amazing to be unable to speak in more than one language.

Fair bet his poetry sucks just as bad in Spanish......
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July 8, 2021 at 11:55 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2021 at 11:55 pm by ignoramus.)
Give the poor man a break! English was never easy! Hehe

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July 9, 2021 at 6:16 am
When I was very young, I was horribly injured during a game of Peek-a-Boo. I had to be rushed to the I.C.U.

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#5114
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July 9, 2021 at 6:19 am
Why don't chicken wear underwear?


Because their peckers are on their face.
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RE: joke time
July 9, 2021 at 6:19 am
(July 9, 2021 at 6:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I was very young, I was horribly injured during a game of Peek-a-Boo. I had to be rushed to the I.C.U.

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July 9, 2021 at 6:22 am
Well, she was always up my ass.
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July 10, 2021 at 3:21 pm
(July 8, 2021 at 6:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 5:31 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: ...and something about Mom eating the cat?

Perhaps she could eat the beans instead.  Solve both "problemos".

It's amazing to be unable to speak in more than one language.

Taking three years of Spanish in High School, as well as conversational Spanish in my teaching methods classes, and having a Spanish-speaking nanny for the kids, helped.

It taught me that the two most important phrases in Spanish are:

"Dos cervezas mas, por favor", and "¿Donde esta el baño?"
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RE: joke time
July 10, 2021 at 3:27 pm
(July 10, 2021 at 3:21 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 6:48 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: It's amazing to be unable to speak in more than one language.

Taking three years of Spanish in High School, as well as conversational Spanish in my teaching methods classes, and having a Spanish-speaking nanny for the kids, helped.

It taught me that the two most important phrases in Spanish are:

"Dos cervezas mas, por favor", and "¿Donde esta el baño?"

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RE: joke time
July 11, 2021 at 6:54 am
If the next installment of the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise isn’t called ‘Fast10 Your Seatbelts’, Imma be pissed.

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RE: joke time
July 13, 2021 at 5:19 am
A piece of road walks into a bar and kills everyone.

Turns out it was a cycle path.

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