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joke time
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When the summer is over, and autumn is ended, I will hire a large pavillion and fill it with bright flashing lights and loud music.
Yes, that will be the winter of my disco tent. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I once walked into the book store and asked the guy, “Do you have any books by Shakespeare?”
Bookseller: Of course. Which one? Me: William.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
If the USA is so great, why did someone invent the USB?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I told my doctor that I can only sleep if I lay on a pile of old magazines. He said I must have back issues.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 4, 2022 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I told my doctor that I can only sleep if I lay on a pile of old magazines. He said I must have back issues. I hate getting massages at times. "I need a shoulder rub!" Boom! Two minutes later, there's a dick in me. Next time, I'm going to a male masseuse! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I was cutting cabbage real thin when I cut myself...
...It was Murphy’s Law and coleslaw colliding.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
That ZenClassen/Thrashen dork.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
They told me that I'm not going to amount to anything lying in bed all day!
Now with covid upon us, look at me now, saving the world! 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I put a dartboard on my ceiling.
Now I keep throwing up. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
The wife is sick to death of being cooped up in the house.
She put a map of the world on the wall and asked me to throw a dart and wherever it lands, that's where we're going for a holiday! Apparently, we're spending 2 weeks behind the fridge!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. |
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