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An oldie but a goodie.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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It seems Putin is worried.

Biden's sanctions against Russia are so severe, Putin may need to lay off some Republicans.
Dying to live, living to die.
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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?”
“Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.”
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Why was Darth Vader always addressed as 'Lord Vader'?

Because every time he was addressed as 'master Vader', the Stormtroopers giggled.
Dying to live, living to die.
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The lesbian couple who live next door have started web-camming their most intimate moments.

I wonder how they’ll react when they find out…

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Satan, "And this is the lake of lava you'll be spending eternity in."

Me, "Magma."

Satan, "What?"

Me, "We're underground, so it's a lake of magma."

Satan, "You know that's why you're here, right?"
Dying to live, living to die.
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(January 1, 2022 at 1:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Satan, "And this is the lake of lava you'll be spending eternity in."

Me, "Magma."

Satan, "What?"

Me, "We're underground, so it's a lake of magma."

Satan, "You know that's why you're here, right?"

I'm having a hard time not taking that one personally...

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I recently over-bought on art supplies. I'm now having an excess stencil crisis.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(January 2, 2022 at 5:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I recently over-bought on art supplies. I'm now having an excess stencil crisis.

Boru

I got that joke. I rarely get anything on these forums =).
"I'm thick." - Me
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Bats are now using the term, "Trumpshit crazy!"
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