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RE: joke time
August 23, 2023 at 6:56 pm
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RE: joke time
August 26, 2023 at 7:39 am
I once attended a magic show in Spain. The magician said, ‘Unos, dos…’ and then vanished without a tres.

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RE: joke time
August 28, 2023 at 9:29 am
“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror.

“Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.”

“That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”
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RE: joke time
August 29, 2023 at 4:54 pm
Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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RE: joke time
August 29, 2023 at 5:30 pm
(August 29, 2023 at 4:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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RE: joke time
August 29, 2023 at 10:44 pm
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.
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#6577
RE: joke time
August 30, 2023 at 10:13 am
A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.

Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe. You’re asking me about supper right now! Pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.

His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Where’s my dinner?”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town,” he replied.
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RE: joke time
August 30, 2023 at 4:59 pm
(August 29, 2023 at 10:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

If you want to know who the deep thinkers are, replace "pterodactyl" with "flying dinosaur".

They'll be the only ones laughing at the punch line.
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RE: joke time
August 30, 2023 at 5:01 pm
(August 30, 2023 at 10:13 am)Darinda Wrote: A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.

Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe. You’re asking me about supper right now! Pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.

His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Where’s my dinner?”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town,” he replied.

Alternate ending:

His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Who is she?”
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RE: joke time
August 30, 2023 at 5:56 pm
(August 29, 2023 at 4:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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