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#6731
RE: joke time
December 13, 2023 at 3:10 pm
If the Goo Goo dolls ever tour with Lady Gaga, the concert promoters are missing a trick if they don’t bill it as ‘The Goo Goo Gaga Tour’.

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#6732
RE: joke time
December 13, 2023 at 3:12 pm
(December 13, 2023 at 3:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the Goo Goo dolls ever tour with Lady Gaga, the concert promoters are missing a trick if they don’t bill it as ‘The Goo Goo Gaga Tour’.

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RE: joke time
December 13, 2023 at 5:17 pm
(December 13, 2023 at 3:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the Goo Goo dolls ever tour with Lady Gaga, the concert promoters are missing a trick if they don’t bill it as ‘The Goo Goo Gaga Tour’.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2023 at 9:07 pm
The difference between Melania and Lady Justice is that Lady Justice is still coming for Donald...

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RE: joke time
December 14, 2023 at 10:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 14, 2023 at 10:37 pm by Fireball.)
(December 14, 2023 at 9:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The difference between Melania and Lady Justice is that Lady Justice is still coming for Donald...

The Scales in one hand, and a sword in the other. I'm liking this! #NoJoke
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#6736
RE: joke time
December 15, 2023 at 5:32 am
Some people say that women shouldn't have kids after 40, and I agree...40 kids is WAY too many.

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#6737
RE: joke time
December 20, 2023 at 5:56 am
I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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RE: joke time
December 25, 2023 at 11:30 am
At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.

Maybe that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.
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RE: joke time
December 27, 2023 at 12:16 pm
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

“What was that for?” he asked.

“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied.

“Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explained.

“Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, “What in the world was that for?”

She replied, “Your horse called.”
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RE: joke time
December 27, 2023 at 1:50 pm
Some varieties of date palms don’t produce fruit until the tree is 70-80 years old. This has led to the adage, ‘The man who plants dates does not harvest dates.’

A young Buddhist acolyte sees his master planting date palms in his garden. He approaches the elderly man and asks, ‘Reverend sir - why do you plant dates when you know that will never live to harvest them?’

The old man rises from his work, smiles kindly on the young man and, with the wisdom of the ages, says,




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