I once bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I have no idea what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I decided I wanted to get a job in a mirror factory. My reason? I could see myself working there.
I left the job and was asked how people managed without me. I said that they were shattered. Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth. Epicurus Wrote:The greatest reward of righteousness is peace of mind. Epicurus Wrote:Don't fear god, 
The first thing men look for in a woman is her heart.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
‘What most women want out of a relationship is security.’
‘How do you know that?’ ‘Because that’s what most women yell when I start flirting with them.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
It seems Tim Walz never thinks about the Roman Empire.
But JD Vance can't stop thinking about the Ottoman Empire... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 8, 2024 at 6:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It seems Tim Walz never thinks about the Roman Empire. Now THAT'S funny!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I tried a baby Wookiee burger today. Not bad - a little Chewy.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar!
I'm dismayed! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 9, 2024 at 11:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar! Mayday! Mayday!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Working on the wards today I had to give a patient a prostate exam.
He said he was deeply touched. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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