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RE: joke time
July 22, 2024 at 6:15 am
I decided I wanted to get a job in a mirror factory. My reason? I could see myself working there.
I left the job and was asked how people managed without me. I said that they were shattered.
Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth.
Epicurus Wrote:The greatest reward of righteousness is peace of mind.
Epicurus Wrote:Don't fear god,
Don't worry about death;
What is good is easy to get,
What is terrible is easy to endure
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RE: joke time
July 25, 2024 at 7:18 am
The first thing men look for in a woman is her heart.
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RE: joke time
July 29, 2024 at 8:33 pm
‘What most women want out of a relationship is security.’
‘How do you know that?’
‘Because that’s what most women yell when I start flirting with them.’
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RE: joke time
August 8, 2024 at 6:43 pm
It seems Tim Walz never thinks about the Roman Empire.
But JD Vance can't stop thinking about the Ottoman Empire...
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2024 at 3:27 pm
(August 8, 2024 at 6:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It seems Tim Walz never thinks about the Roman Empire.
But JD Vance can't stop thinking about the Ottoman Empire...
Now THAT'S funny!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2024 at 4:16 pm
I tried a baby Wookiee burger today. Not bad - a little Chewy.
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2024 at 11:32 pm
Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar!
I'm dismayed!
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RE: joke time
August 10, 2024 at 12:10 am
(August 9, 2024 at 11:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar!
I'm dismayed!
Mayday! Mayday!
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RE: joke time
August 24, 2024 at 6:05 am
Working on the wards today I had to give a patient a prostate exam.
He said he was deeply touched.
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RE: joke time
August 24, 2024 at 6:10 am
There's a new site where, for only $4.99 a month an old lady will bake you a couple of cakes.
It's called, "OnlyGrans"..
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