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RE: joke time
August 24, 2024 at 6:10 am
There's a new site where, for only $4.99 a month an old lady will bake you a couple of cakes.

It's called, "OnlyGrans"..

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RE: joke time
August 27, 2024 at 4:20 pm
The cost of living is out of control. My wife has started having sex with me because we can no longer afford batteries.

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RE: joke time
August 27, 2024 at 5:43 pm
(August 27, 2024 at 4:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The cost of living is out of control. My wife has started having sex with me because we can no longer afford batteries.

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RE: joke time
August 27, 2024 at 10:17 pm
Me, "I'll have that goth lasagne, please."

Shop lady, "That's chocolate cake."

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RE: joke time
September 1, 2024 at 2:20 pm
Me: I have a dear friend who is an atheist. Do atheists go to Hell?

God: Not if they’re good people, no.

Me: Hmm. What about people who don’t dim their high beams?

God: Yeah, those fuckers go straight to the boiler room of Hell.

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RE: joke time
September 3, 2024 at 7:17 am
Three golf clubs walk into a pub. The putter orders a beer and the sand wedge has a tequila. The barman turns to the third club and asks, ‘What’s yours?’ And the club answers, ‘Nothing for me - I’m the driver.’

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#6867
RE: joke time
September 3, 2024 at 8:48 am
Based on memes I've seen regarding yesterday.

I bet a lot of Labor Day barbecues are being celebrated by people who don't even have jobs.
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RE: joke time
September 3, 2024 at 1:14 pm (This post was last modified: September 3, 2024 at 1:16 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(September 3, 2024 at 8:48 am)Silver Wrote: Based on memes I've seen regarding yesterday.

I bet a lot of Labor Day barbecues are being celebrated by people who don't even have jobs.

Our Labour Day is at the end of next month, the result of work by master carpenter Samuel Parnell.

On 28 October 1890, Parnell organized a meeting/parade in Wellington, at which attendees were told not to agree to work more than eight hours per day. Anyone found working longer hours would be thrown into the bay.

And that, my friends, is how you organize.

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RE: joke time
September 4, 2024 at 3:45 pm
Two priests walk into a church during choir practice.

One looks around awkwardly and says to his companion, "God, it's like everyone I ever slept with is here!!"

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RE: joke time
September 4, 2024 at 4:47 pm
(September 4, 2024 at 3:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two priests walk into a church during choir practice.

One looks around awkwardly and says to his companion, "God, it's like everyone I ever slept with is here!!"

I would have written that as "boy's choir".

But that's just me.
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