‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’
‘Why Clint?’
‘Because Clint Eatswood.’
Boru
‘Why Clint?’
‘Because Clint Eatswood.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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 (December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’ Which also applies to gay termites.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’ ![[Image: 200w.webp]](https://i.ibb.co/xhhcb89/200w.webp)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (December 11, 2024 at 7:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 11, 2024 at 7:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I just got a pet termite and I named him Clint.’ Luv ya, too. How was the camping, btw? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
If you hand someone a container of butane...You just passed gas.
The jackhammer was truly a ground-breaking invention.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Donald Trump dies and goes to hell.
There, he meets Satan who says, "we're overcrowded at the moment, but you really do deserve to be here. So, we're going to make room for you, but ypu have to choose who you're going to replace." He thrn leads Trump to three doors. Opening the first one, they see Barrack Obama climbing a high tower, then doing a dive into a pool. He repeats this action over and over again." "I can't do that for eternity," says Trump, "I have bone-spurs and couldn't do all that climbing." So they open the second door. There, George Bush is breaking rocks with a sledge hammer. Every time he smashes one, another appears. Overhead, a banner reading, "mission accomplished" waves in a breeze. "I can't do that," says Trump, "I have an old golf injury that would prevent me from breaking rocks." So they move on to the third door. Through it, they see Bill Clinton, naked and tied to a bed. In front of him, Monica Lewinsky is doing what she's best known for, enthusiastically. Trump smiles, "Now this is something I can do for eternity!" He says. "Finally!", says Satan, "Hey, Monica, you're free to go!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Peter Pan: ‘Do you want to fly?’
Me: ‘More than anything!’ Peter Pan: ‘All you have to do is think happy thoughts!!’ Me: ‘Well…fuck.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just beat the shit out of the room for being dark. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 pm
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2025 at 2:41 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Apart from their larger size, the only thing that differentiates ravens from crows is that ravens generally have one more pinion feather than crows (17 and 16, respectively).
So the real difference between the two birds is just a matter of a pinion. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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