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#6891
RE: joke time
September 27, 2024 at 1:05 pm
(September 27, 2024 at 9:20 am)arewethereyet Wrote: We had a white elephant gift exchange last Christmas and my daughter-in-law ended up with a pillow of ^ that picture.

That would be in my easy chair, NOT propping my head.
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#6892
RE: joke time
September 28, 2024 at 8:59 pm
My neighbours love my singing so much they threw a brick though my window so they could hear better...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#6893
RE: joke time
September 28, 2024 at 9:18 pm
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#6894
RE: joke time
October 7, 2024 at 2:09 pm
I recently bought a vinyl album called ‘Wasp Sounds’. When I played, it didn’t sound like wasps at all.




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#6895
RE: joke time
October 9, 2024 at 12:57 am
Judy Garland was hangry most of her life.
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#6896
RE: joke time
October 13, 2024 at 5:30 pm
HACKER: I have all your passwords.
ME: OMG, thank you! What are they??

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#6897
RE: joke time
October 15, 2024 at 12:53 am
Him: "Don't have sex with any dudes while I'm in jail!"

Her, "You either!"

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#6898
RE: joke time
October 15, 2024 at 12:58 am
Poor hay. What did it do to deserve all that abuse?
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#6899
RE: joke time
October 15, 2024 at 8:40 am
(October 15, 2024 at 12:58 am)Silver Wrote: Poor hay. What did it do to deserve all that abuse?



If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#6900
RE: joke time
October 18, 2024 at 6:34 pm
What is a magicians favourite dog?

A labracadabrador.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

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